Seems like we’re all way more health conscious than we used to be. Even the unhealthiest of us feel like we have to diet occasionally. It’s hard not to feel like you need to do something to offset that night you had 15 beers, cheese fries, wings and pizza, and that’s just what you actually remember.
So you sift through your fridge searching for something to make it all right. Something with enough good nutrition to help cancel out that self inflicted assault on your vital organs. In the end you decide the best you’re gonna be able to do without leaving your house is grab a few leaves of iceberg and dip them in a cup of ranch and call it a salad.