INTERNET — Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know by now that 50 Cent is among the most ruthless, diabolical bullies in the world, and he just added another notch to his belt this week: Per Complex, 50 Cent just roasted Floyd Mayweather’s new beard by comparing it to ass hair (from his ass!).
Damn, Fif’, you’re the king! That’s so tight how you’re making fun of Floyd! Can we be your lackey? Let us know if we can get you anything, my man – water, coffee, whatever you need! (Please don’t make fun of us, please.)
On Tuesday, Fif’ took to Instagram to quickly post-and-delete a photo that openly trolled the legendary boxer. In the photo, Floyd can be seen rocking a brand new, yet-to-be-filled-out beard, which prompted the rapper-mogul to claim that the beard hairs were transplants ripped straight from his ass and plopped onto his cheeks.
The caption read, “LMAO. He took hair from his ass and put it on his face. LOL,” with a healthy dose of crying-laughing emojis mixed in.
He added, “WTF is really going on Champ?”
For our money, what’s really going on is that 50 Cent is acting like a motherfucking legend! The dude is unstoppable, and we LIKE this type of stuff! (Don’t make fun of the way we look please, or how we act. I personally would not handle that well).
But if you’re doubting King Fifty’s take, go ahead and check out ASS-BEARD FLOYD for yourself:
Yes! Fuck that ass-beard!
This is obviously some next-level awesome bullying (whatever you say, we will do, 50 Cent, spare us), but this sure as shit ain’t the first time 50 Cent has acted this awesomely twisted. Who could forget the time he openly claimed Floyd Mayweather was illiterate in 2014, and challenged him to read a single page of Harry Potter?
Or when he doubled down and offered to donate $750,000 to Floyd’s favorite charity if the World Champ would read just one page of The Cat in the Hat?
Yeah, there’s no doubt. This is absolutely dope, and 50 Cent is the perfect person for MensHumor to become a lackey for. We’re so stoked to not be bullied by Fif’ because we’re all on the same team, and we’re eager to laugh and nod and agree with every awesome thing 50 Cent says from here on out!