Prepare To Laugh Your Balls Off: Deadpool 3 Will Be Set In The Marvel Universe

by Mad Dog

LOS ANGELES, CA — Fans of curse words and blood and Chris Pratt’s gorgeous mug, rejoice! We have some amazing news out of Los Angeles that you are going to love. Ryan Reynolds, the star of Deadpool and Deadpool 2 is now going to be starring in Deadpool 3 and it’s going to be set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Let’s effing go! This is what we are talking about over here at Men’s Humor. You’d better tape your balls to your legs when you see Deadpool 3, because, odd are, you are going to laugh so hard they will separate from your body at an incredibly fast velocity.

We’re going to break down this awesome news for you piece by beautiful piece.

So how did this happen?

As you know, Ryan Reynolds starred as the character Deadpool in the movie Deadpool and Deadpool 2. But it was never clear if an ‘R’-rated movie would work in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is resoundingly PG-13.

But Ryan Reynolds fought hard to make sure it happened, according to Marvel President Kevin Feige in an interview with Collider.

“It will be rated R and we are working on a script right now, and Ryan’s overseeing a script right now… It will not be [filming] this year. Ryan is a very busy, very successful actor. We’ve got a number of things we’ve already announced that we now have to make, but it’s exciting for it to have begun. Again, a very different type of character in the MCU, and Ryan is a force of nature, which is just awesome to see him bring that character to life.”

Uh, Duh…

Yeah, we could have told you that Ryan was a force of nature. It’s almost as if people who doubt Reynolds didn’t see his tour de force performances in Green Lantern or The Proposal.

This guy doesn’t know the word “quit.”

Over at Men’s Humor HQ, we’re hoping that we finally get to see Deadpool link up with that talking wood baby from Guardians Of The Galaxy or maybe even Spiderman if Tom Holland is down to collaborate. That would be sick and we would be there in a heartbeat to see it, providing we are not in the hospital for complications due to our testicles being detached from our groin areas from laughing so much.