15 Funny Parenting Tweets Fresh Off The Press In 2021

by Gorman
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Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on the planet, but it can also be pretty hilarious. Could it be hardlarious? Of course not, what on earth even is that? The one thing we can all agree on is that these days it’s herculean. We praise the moms and dads on this list because they are doing their absolute best under incredibly difficult circumstances.

Here are some fresh tweets about parenting straight out of the madness that is 2021.

1. Parenting Can Hurt

Make sure your kids never get a hold of your actual car keys. If they ever do, you may have some hefty medical bills to pay.

2. Celebrate Small ParentingVictories

You may have wanted to become a parent, but you’ll have to be a chef too. You will also have to be a maid, a doctor, possibly even a surgeon. This is the stuff they don’t tell you!

3. Goals

The American Dream.

4. Watch Your Kids

In addition, always make sure your children wear a helmet, knee pads, shark cage, etc…

5. First Timer Lessons

It’s unquestionably going to be difficult at first…but you’ll get the hang of it.

6. Alexa Doesn’t Really Help

Hey, Alexa? Could you clean up the vomit in the backyard?

7. Keep An Eye Out For Up-Cycle Opportunities

You will spend hundreds of dollars on video games and clothes, but at the end of the day the box will always get the most use.

8. The Apocalypse Will Come When You Least Expect It

Who knew there could be such fallout from a couple of uncut crusts?

9. Always Have Big Dreams For Your Kids

All good parents bring their children into the world with the greatest expectations.

10. Expect The Unexpected

Kids are weird.

11. Take One For The Team

Be prepared for the fact that vomit is going to be a big part of your life now, and that’s no different in 2021.

12. Document Every Beautiful Memory

These are the moments you will cherish for years to come.

13. Being A Good Parent Means Many Things

So, fur babies still count as kids, right?

14. Cognitive Dissonance

Don’t think too hard about it. Just accept that nothing will ever make sense again.

15. Unexpected Solutions

Welp, if it works, It works.

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