As long as mankind have been turning snow into humanoid sculptures, we’ve been adorning them with boobs. These gorgeous babes are impermanent specimens of big-breasted loveliness. However, now we can ogle them forever thanks to instagram. These snow females will inspire stiffened penises for years to come. Here is a roundup of some of our favorite stone-cold hotties.
1. Beer Balancing Boobs
Find you a lady who can do it all.
2. Perky Boobs
Her name is Shannon. She loves spending nights at home, snuggling and Frasier.
3. A Full Figured Woman
This snow vixen is all woman (not really, she’s all snow.) If you can pry her man away for a gosh darn second you might get a chance to fondle those bad boys. Hachi machi!
4. Slash, But With Titties
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is dead, but the snow have titties.
5. Belly Dancing Snow Babe
This beauty is a dancer!
6. Red Head
This is one twee looking snow lady. We bet she loves the Decemberists.
7. Pretty In Pink
John Hughes would happily put this icy lady in one of his romps. She’s sweet though, be good to her.
This snow lady has a problem!
9. The Snow Venus Of Willendorf
An ancient symbol of fertility.
10. The Most Beautiful Woman We’ve Ever Seen
Sorry, dudes. but we’ve called dibs on this fine lady. She looks fun.
11. A Perfect 10
If snow women were aristocrats they would look like this. She’s practically royalty!
12. Double Ds
13. Turning Heads
She’s coming up for air and taking our breath away!
14. Large Marge
Marge Simpson is the perfect woman, end of story.
15. She’s Got A Great Personality
Don’t be a jerk, give this little honey a chance. We bet she’s dynamite in the sack.
16. Cute. Not Hot, But Cute.
Date this girl, then marry her.
17. Sorry Fellas, She’s Taken!
We bet you’re as jealous as we are. This guy practically won the lottery!
Those boobs have a lot of work to do, but you’ll have no part in it. She’s got a little one to take care of.
19. Captain America Boobs
An absolute marvel.
20. Boobs Under Oath
Do you solemnly swear to take care of these tits and treat them with respect? We do.
And there you have it! A modest sampling of snowmen with boobs. Want more inspirational snow news??? Well what are you waiting for? Click here!