Dry January Could Take Your Penis Health To The Next Level

by TheDuder95

As people all over the world work to fulfill New Year’s resolutions in 2021, dudes shooting for a Dry January will get a much needed perk. Turns out that not drinking alcohol for the entire month of January might actually help improve your sex life.

You heard that right. Dry January might actually help your penis.

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What can Dry January do for my penis?

While many take the Dry January challenge to lose weight and belly fat, there are all sorts of benefits to cutting back on drinking. Dry January participants claim that giving up drinking for the month can reverse the negative health impacts of regular drinking. Health problems like fatty liver disease and elevated blood sugar can be more common in drinkers. Supporters add that cutting out drinking can improve sleep and enhance energy.

Apparently that’s not the only thing it enhances

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Since alcohol is considered a depressant, refraining from drinking will increase energy levels and sensitivity to touch. What this means is that folks cutting out alcohol for all of January could experience an increased libido-otherwise known as being totally “DTF.”

“In men, alcohol can cause difficulties getting and maintaining an erection,” says sex and relationship expert Annabelle Knight. While we have no idea what “sex and relationship expert” means, this is reason enough to give up alcohol. The next time a buddy asks you if you want a beer, you’ll know exactly what to tell them. Just think of your libido!

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Despite all this, there’s no guarantee that doing a Dry January will actually help a loser like you actually get a sexual partner. Don’t get us wrong, it’s definitely going to help you out should anyone ever want to actually sleep with someone like you.

But don’t for a second think that this will solve all your problems.