Stop whatever you are doing right now. This video could save your life. If you are being charged at by a rhino, a YouTube user named Tekweni has vital information regarding how to scare off the rhino. It works for professional game rangers. And it will work for you.
Educate yourself on rhino warding-off-techniques below!
What an adrenaline rush. These filmmakers almost got gored like a chunk of red meat on a kebab skewer. Is there any more horrible way to die? We can’t think of any.
Luckily, they had a professional game ranger on-hand. This man saved everyone’s lives with one simple trick. One simple trick that was the difference between life and pure, brutal fucking death at the hands of a wild beast that feels nothing when it destroys a man.
The trick in question? Starting your Jeep a few times and welping a little bit.
Turns out all you have to do is start the ignition like 3 times and go “ah…ah!” and then the rhino will back off. That’s it! The best strategies are often the simplest ones. And it doesn’t get much simpler than this.
Did you see how the rhino got cold feet virtually on the spot? That’s all because of the power of starting your Jeep and whimpering like a little bitch.
Please, please send this to all your friends and family who are currently on safari. They will thank you later!
By God, nature is amazing. Isn’t it?