Whether you’re at work, or in a meeting, or in traffic, or delivering a baby, or on a run, or in the store, or paying bills, or on the phone, or getting stitches, or throwing up, or tying your child’s shoes because they can’t do that yet, or putting lotion on your dry hands, or praying, or dancing, or on the toilet, or thinking, or sleeping, or stirring your pasta sauce so it doesn’t stick, or anything like that, you must stop that now.
Check Your Garage: This Guy Found A 70-Year-Old Pasta Sauce Recipe In His Garage, So Who Knows What Yours Has?
So who knows what might be in YOUR garage? Recipe for, I don’t know, some kind of breakfasts? It could be anything! I’m just thinking out loud.
SUPER BOWL FLASHBACK: Today’s The 3-Year Anniversary Of The Philly Special, The First Time A QB Ever CAUGHT The Ball
We all remember where we were when it happened. Inside a house. Inside a bar. Inside an apartment. Probably somewhere like that…
Here’s Every Tom Brady Is The GOAT Tweet You’re Gonna Want To See.