In this life, we can’t always have everything we want. Whether it’s money or expensive things or nice meals, there’s always gonna come a time when you have to go the CHEAP route. Take the bus, cook at home, settle for clothes at Marshall’s. It’s all perfectly fine, totally expected for everyone… Unless you’re one of these folks below, who thought they were being savvy but are actually just straight-up criminals who belong in prison for stealing. That’s right. Thieves.
Check Out The Examples Of Obvious Theft Below! (Send Them To Jail! Cops! Cops! Cops!)
1. Morally wrong!
2. Costs someone money!
3. Crime! Crime!!!
4. Okay, well, this one’s fine… Not as bad as the others… But still, the sentiment is the same… just pay for a wash…
5. Crime! And an inefficient one at that! You’re gonna need to vacuum again soon!
7. Not cool!
8. Pay for things! Just do it!
9. No! no!!!!!!
10. That should not cost $200!!!!!
11. using toilets for your crime??? Unacceptable!
13. Not cool!
14. You robbed Long John Silver’s For a whole summer? He doesn’t deserve that!
16. Obviously against the law!
Unreal. We are seething right now! Damn!!! Men’s Humories, you know what to do: Dial 9-1-1 and tell the cops about Menshumor.com. Get the cops to visit our site REGULARLY so we can drive up some ad revenue etc., and THEN ask the cops to arrest these pieces of shit thieves! Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops. Get off your asses and DO SOMETHING! What are you waiting for?! Thieves are stealing so much, and quite literally, all the time. Alright. That’s it for us. Talk soon. Thank you! Goodbye.