What are you thinking when you upload these WTF crazy stock photos for sale to everyone? Is the one person who is gonna need scientist in lingerie excited about blue liquid in beaker going to be sane enough to find the exact photo needed? Maybe… but maybe if the scientist was in a lab coat your dumb photo wouldn’t be on this WTF list. Is the lab coat image market too saturated for you!?
It’s fun to imagine the scenarios that went into collecting some of these examples of crazy stock photos. You have to think that many of them came in a moment of improvisation. This can’t be true for all of these. Clearly a good number of these weird ones are completely planned out with a potential customer in mind. But who needs a pregnant woman in a full-covering gas mask doing a nazi salute?
If you happen to be interested in using these fine specimens of weirdness for commercial use… the source is below each image. We don’t get a kick back or anything, just letting you weirdos know where to find the crazy.
#1 What product are we selling where everything but the eyebrows is coming off? Ears… gone.
#2 When you gotta hike after work after yoga
#3 Gotta wear headphones correctly to get the best sound
#4 What The Fish?
#5. Lil Uzi
#6 Uhh… not cool to turn my species into your friggin’ mascot, Starbucks.
#7. Every relationship
#8 WTF Crazy Stock Photo
#9 Uh… ok then.
#10 Here is the pregnant paranoid nazi we were taking about. Are we selling gas masks or fascism? Pick a lane.
#11. Someone is gonna need this image
#12 WTF Crazy Stock Photo
#13 Are you crying?
#14 There might be a market for messy breakfast eaters
#15 That would be pasta with sauce.
#16 Give me your company, damnit!
#17 What are we testing in our nightgown?
#18 “Can you eat it like you just broke your back and then caught a glimpse of Superman”
#19 Some people need incentive to work out
#20 I think we know who the killer is
#21 Bob and Larry doing adult work these days
#22 Just a little spring clean
#23 WTF Crazy Stock Photo
#24 “Quit crying like a bitch, Danny. Watch grandma carefully now”
#25 Use an ice pack, or tamales. Whichever is easiest.
#26 WTF Crazy Stock Photo
#27 Holding out that Hallmark is gonna come knocking for this one?
#28 Someone selling snorkel equipment might be interested. I’ll give you this one.
#30 Turns out there is actually a market for this dumb product idea
#31 Are we selling sunglasses to ass-faces?
#32 WTF Crazy Stock Photo
#33 “My wifi won’t work for some reason”
#34 What it’s like trying to find the right stock image
#35 When half your presentation is just pulling stuff out of your ass
#37 Is there a handkerchief brand that needs this?
So yeah. That was weird. If you like it you might consider another list of WTF stock photos we put together earlier.