Eating Pizza This Way Should Come With A Jail Sentence

by TheDuder95

If you enjoy eating pizza, go find a pillow to scream into right now. A recent video depicting a man pouring cold tap water over his ‘za is making the rounds and it’s rightfully pissing everyone off. This is probably the most offensive thing you’ll see all day.

Seriously fuck this guy.

We don’t believe in the death penalty, but if there were ever a reason to use it, now would be the time.

The video first appeared the other day after the man’s wife posted the clip on Reddit. The woman claims that her husband eats pizza this way all the time and that it somehow doesn’t bother him. “He would run his slices under the water fountain to cool it down faster,” she said in the now viral post. “He says it didn’t change the taste and was still good.”

If this woman doesn’t report her husband to the police, we will. It’s for her own safety. Her husband is clearly not well and needs help if he thinks that’s the best way to cool down a piece of pizza.

Despite clearly being a piece of evidence a defense attorney could use, the post blew up on Reddit almost instantly with over 50k upvotes. Thousands of Reddit users sounded off in the comments of the post saying that this woman needs to file for divorce immediately. We 100% agree. Not only is this grounds for divorce, but it could also be enough to sue for damages.

This is the sort of thing that makes it on an episode of Dateline.

It’s rare for almost everyone on the Internet to agree on something, but this was certainly the exception:

We hope that this woman finds some peace one day. We’re keeping her in our thoughts.