Get Up Here, We Won’t Bite! Aliens Are Hiding In Hawaii Waters And We Gotta Lure Them Out

by Tim K

HONOLULU, HI – Strap in, fellow believers, because it looks like we just got another major sign that we’re not alone: according to, the FAA was notified after a huge blue UFO appeared over Oahu and suddenly dove into the ocean.

Okay, THAT’S what I’m talking about. Still think we’re alone in this universe? Now it’s time to show these shy little guys that we welcome them with open arms!

Several locals spotted the large, blue, oblong shape flying over Leeward Oahu at around 8:30 Tuesday evening. The unidentified object was captured by multiple videos, and prompted more than a few witnesses to call 911.

Officials from the FAA say that there were no aircraft incidents reported anywhere close to the site of the mysterious shape in the sky, despite multiple witnesses reporting that they saw the big blue orb hover in the sky, then dive into the water.

Damn, this is so sick. I honestly couldn’t have asked for a better way to start the day. Yesterday was admittedly a rough one, and although I tried my best to get those harsher vibes out of my system, I’ve definitely been in need of a mood booster. And for my money, there’s basically nothing better than a reminder that no matter how lonely you may get sometimes, none of us are actually alone in this world.

Yeah… and I don’t think I’m alone in my excitement…

So awesome. Here’s to hoping everyone can be kind enough to each other that these ocean aliens want to surface and say what up, and sooner than later!