12 Hilariously Ridiculous Sentences We Never Imagined We Would Hear In Our Lives
It is not every day that we come across sentences that make us take notice but every once in a while, someone utters something so incredibly bizarre that it becomes amazing!
About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) December 9, 2018
im so delighted that this creature exists. rat software on bird hardware pic.twitter.com/pRQdWol2eG— 🌕 (@redsunO21) December 16, 2020
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog pic.twitter.com/8RPHefIoRv— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) April 29, 2019
It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy— ℳatt (@matttomic) December 3, 2019
High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.— 🎄 America is musty🎄 (@DragonflyJonez) November 28, 2020
Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) November 21, 2020