Some people say the weirdest things!
It is not every day that we come across sentences that make us take notice but every once in a while, someone utters something so incredibly bizarre that it becomes amazing!
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About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) December 9, 2018
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im so delighted that this creature exists. rat software on bird hardware pic.twitter.com/pRQdWol2eG
— 🌕 (@redsunO21) December 16, 2020
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Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog pic.twitter.com/8RPHefIoRv
— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) April 29, 2019
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It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
— ℳatt (@matttomic) December 3, 2019
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High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.
— 🎄 America is musty🎄 (@DragonflyJonez) November 28, 2020
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Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) November 21, 2020
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