15 Hilarious New Year’s Resolutions Shared by People That'll Have Us in Splits Till 2024

It’s almost like a New Year’s tradition for people all over the world to start their life afresh with a new set of resolutions. The “new year, new me” idea has been around for a while and now that we have access to the internet, we have stumbled upon some individuals on Twitter who has shared some of their relatable, realistic as well as hilarious goals for the year. Only time can tell whether or not they are capable of maintaining a strong resolve and following through with their New Year’s resolutions till 2024 but for now, let’s have a look at the series of amusing Tweets we have discovered.
1. Quitting Twitter
2. Bigger hater
3. Drunker and more annoying
my new years resolution is to drink more and be more annoying at parties
— ms. new titties (@slayyyter) January 3, 2023
4. Waking up early
me: my new years resolution is to wake up earlier and be productive
— boohoo (@boohoo) January 1, 2023
me new years day: pic.twitter.com/eL7SjWMN62
5. Sin more
6. Somebody needs attention
The only 2023 goal you need ✨ pic.twitter.com/tYZJNH4wZ9
— The Office on Peacock (@theofficetv) January 1, 2023
7. Being alive
“What’s your New Years resolution for 2023?” 🤩🤩
— Liza Minnelli Archive (@MinnelliArchive) December 30, 2022
Me: pic.twitter.com/Rd6LV9NKWO
8. More of a Hater this year
my new years resolution is to be more of a hater and wear tinier tops
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 28, 2022
9. Fasting
Starting my New Year's Resolution. Fasting daily between lunch and dinner. I'm going in, wish me luck.
— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) January 3, 2023
10. Not being bored
New year’s resolution, same as every year pic.twitter.com/s2SbEsIMY8
— Nick Levine (@mrnicklevine) December 29, 2022
11. Eat cheese
here is my new year's resolution pic.twitter.com/uExjv2ZKfQ
— Spencer Johnson 🏳️🌈 (@deathbymustelid) January 1, 2023
12. Gayer!!!
13. A lot for New Year?
"what's your New Year resolution for 2023?"
— NE$$ (@highoffness) December 31, 2022
me: pic.twitter.com/fl5VqD8P9a
14.
my only resolution for the new year is to become her pic.twitter.com/fDRv3Q3QTE
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) December 31, 2022
15. No mercy for enemies
My resolution for 2023 is to be a bigger hater than I was in 2022
— Plathanos 🐝🇩🇴 (@SavinTheBees) January 1, 2023
I wish nothing but the worst for people I dislike