Whether you choose to laugh loudly or snore loudly, please pass the earplugs to the people around you.
Can't get much sleep? There's this thing called a stress bug that might be eating up your brain cells. Now we might not have the exact cure for that but we could help you kill that bug by feeding you some snorts and chuckles on these absolutely hilarious snore and sleep jokes.
Even if you find the jokes boring, the worst that's going to happen is you'll fall asleep and snore away to glory yourself. It's a win-win situation. Moreover, you might even be able to relate to these snoring or sleeping situations and feel better knowing that maybe going to sleep on time is fun too.
Whether you choose to laugh it up or sleep it out, please pass the earplugs to the people around you. From wanting to murder your sleeping partner for snoring too loud to simply wanting 20 hours of your day to be dedicated to sleep, here are some tweets for you to snort up:
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
--married pillow talk
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.
— Shari VanderWerf (@Shariv67) September 5, 2012
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
— oll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired and it's the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 8, 2017
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 27, 2017
if teleportation becomes a real thing i'm just gonna use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get 3 hours of extra sleep every night
— chuuch (@ch000ch) February 15, 2016
Stages: Coping w Snorer
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME
*watching husband sleep*
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."
When your hubby falls asleep first & snores so loud you want to suffocate him w/ a pillow. #momlife #wifelife #nosleep #snoring
— Kathleen Gullette (@KatSusanne1982) March 2, 2017
“Me? I don’t snore.” - every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji (@GeorgeBalekji) March 17, 2017
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