My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. pic.twitter.com/3HahllrSQQ

— Harley (@Harlz_) April 10, 2019

My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄 pic.twitter.com/68eWnqeBwZ

— یاس (@yassjoon) April 15, 2019

I’ve got this video earlier today and hell I want this girl to go viral! #memeworker pic.twitter.com/bkOyzIIzyS

— katgraham_italy (@ale_ssiofilippe) January 4, 2018

I changed my Netflix, Hulu, amazon and WiFi passwords while I was sick cause none of the ppl I gave it to called me to check on my black ass for months. Purged they asses

— Queen LaDeefa (@It_Aint__ME) December 30, 2017

hi
it’s 1:30am and my boyfriend just shot a roach with a blow gun..
didn’t use a shoe
oh no, too casual
a blow gun pic.twitter.com/TuruNokxA6

— k heebs (@kkaylihebert) April 5, 2019

Lmaooo 💀😂 my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal

— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017

My dad is at it again pic.twitter.com/Pdc3jpfSZe

— Abam (@AdamBroud) April 11, 2019

Me: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.
Husband: pic.twitter.com/BdfFCVVN4R

— Lizzie Swann (@LizzieSwann1) March 26, 2019

bought a lemon tree earlier today straight cash pic.twitter.com/3mZ9UKInwo

— chris (@yunglame) April 6, 2019

I promised her a shoot though we are miles apart and she didn't believe me but see what I created😊 pic.twitter.com/F7h3rdISwR

— Ravi 📸 (@RaviEnzin) August 10, 2018

ur mcm out here losing hair bout stressed as shit at the thought of bitcoin plummeting meanwhile I'm out this bitch getting an extra $25 off my next purchase at kohls bc I invested in kohls cash man i been told yal to wake up n invest while u still can

— hangin out (@mineifiwildout) December 22, 2017

Flooding at Hammersmith station, the only dry way out is a bridge constructed from chairs ‘borrowed’ from Pret. pic.twitter.com/qNIQY4bQia

— Rich C (@richxphotog) August 9, 2018

i really tried and died for the cause pic.twitter.com/WxtF27BMjP

— ari (@innerviscosity) December 27, 2017