18 Hysterical Times Booze Made People Lowkey Adorable | “Roommate Got Drunk and Ordered Giant Canvases of Our Dogs”
Legends believe that a person under the influence depicts the most virtuous version of themselves. A famous saying attributed to French Enlightenment philosopher, Jean-Jaques Rousseau reads, "A drunk mind speaks a sober heart." The idea is that people lose all their inhibitions and pretenses when they are high.
Let's talk facts. According to psychologists, each person has a distinct 'drinking personality.' They also suggest that our personality when we are drunk has a lot in common with our sober selves. Per Quartz, research from the University of Missouri published in the journal, Clinical Psychological Science found that drunk people were more extroverted than sober people. Some of the drunk people also seemed less neurotic but in the other three areas of personality studied in the research—conscientiousness, openness and agreeableness—the observers didn’t notice any striking difference.
Netizens have hilarious accounts of the times when people around them boozed. They have revealed that some (drunk) people cry for no reason, some become chefs and bake cake while others turn on their religious selves and resort to the Bible. Here are 18 of the most interesting and fun boozy personalities which you may relate to.
Last night I walked in on one of my drunk roommates reading bible verses to my drunker, passed out roommate— danny boy (@dannyperston) May 6, 2017
2. Anything for a canine
My roommate got drunk and ordered giant canvases of our dogs and they seem super excited about it 😂 pic.twitter.com/FtKMccQMEP— D 🫀 (@wynterinflorida) September 25, 2019
My roommates always say they can hear me come home drunk. Now I know what they mean pic.twitter.com/tHFG4oTeGH— Chris Aimable (@ChrisAimable16) September 19, 2019
4. There. There. "My drunk girlfriend was really upset about losing in connect four."
5. Snack on the go. "My drunk roommate was 'saving it for later.'"
6. Hahaha! "My drunk friend helped my other drunk friend write an essay."
7. The roommates got too tipsy and made a birthday cake.
8. "My drunk roommate left me a surprise this morning."
brought rice home last night and i was amazed by how perfect it looked so drunk me had a photoshoot with the rice pic.twitter.com/0tiMZ8iqHF— jess (@jesssscxx) September 23, 2019
10. LMFAO. "Help me save the 'envirement' one at a time."
A drunk girl is going around and feeding people Doritos at this party. Like actually putting the chips in people's mouths. It's so pure— Monica (@swanica_) February 26, 2017
13. "What my drunk friend got me at McDonald's."
14. "So my brother got blackout drunk the other night. He found this in his toaster the next morning."
15. "My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a blackface Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it."
16. "Drunk. Got the Domino's guy to buy me McDonald's in the special instructions section."
17. "Not pictured: My drunk wife loudly singing the Jurassic Park theme."