Too bad they won't be passing on the funny genes
Parenting isn't for everyone and it's certainly not an option for these people who couldn't stop themselves from expressing their opinions on the same through tweets.
1.
HER: Do you want to have kids?
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) November 3, 2016
ME: No
HER: Why not?
ME: I couldn't take all the crying
HER: They don't cry all the time
ME: No, I meant me
2.
People say " You're 40 now. You should be settling down and having kids. "
— Destry Monteith Broderick (@DestryBrod) September 8, 2018
Well I'm busy at the moment making sure my dogs taco costume is ready for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/K0KWAasT6r
3.
Lady in cafe: I'm expecting a baby
— Vit-tier4 Gallagher (@Vitt2tsnoc) March 30, 2014
Me: oh. I'm expecting The Lion King from Amazon. PRIME.
I think we all know who won this conversation
4.
"You don't want children? That's selfish!"
— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) January 18, 2016
"It IS? I'd better get a vasectomy so I don't pass on my selfish genes!"
5.
Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 5, 2015
Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.
6.
7.
There is no better birth control than the sound of a child screaming.
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) March 18, 2015
8.
i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters pic.twitter.com/z1oVFr9ksW
— everett byram (@rad_milk) November 16, 2015
9.
Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 13, 2016
10.
A horror film about a creature that grows in a woman, comes out and follows her around for 18 yrs telling her she's fat and begging for gum.
— Amber (@ambamthankyamam) May 19, 2013
11. From @molly7anne
12. From @ohnoNOTFEMINISM
13. From @vynse
14. From @sauteslut
15. From @molly7anne
16. From @goldengateblonde
17. From @HenpeckedHal
18. From @stupidoldandy
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