Parenting isn't for everyone and it's certainly not an option for these people who couldn't stop themselves from expressing their opinions on the same through tweets.
1.
HER: Do you want to have kids?
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) November 3, 2016
ME: No
HER: Why not?
ME: I couldn't take all the crying
HER: They don't cry all the time
ME: No, I meant me
2.
People say " You're 40 now. You should be settling down and having kids. "
— Destry Monteith Broderick (@DestryBrod) September 8, 2018
Well I'm busy at the moment making sure my dogs taco costume is ready for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/K0KWAasT6r
3.
Lady in cafe: I'm expecting a baby
— Vit-tier4 Gallagher (@Vitt2tsnoc) March 30, 2014
Me: oh. I'm expecting The Lion King from Amazon. PRIME.
I think we all know who won this conversation
4.
"You don't want children? That's selfish!"
— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) January 18, 2016
"It IS? I'd better get a vasectomy so I don't pass on my selfish genes!"
5.
Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 5, 2015
Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.
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7.
There is no better birth control than the sound of a child screaming.
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) March 18, 2015
8.
i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters pic.twitter.com/z1oVFr9ksW
— everett byram (@rad_milk) November 16, 2015
9.
Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 13, 2016
10.
A horror film about a creature that grows in a woman, comes out and follows her around for 18 yrs telling her she's fat and begging for gum.
— Amber (@ambamthankyamam) May 19, 2013
11. From @molly7anne
12. From @ohnoNOTFEMINISM
13. From @vynse
14. From @sauteslut
15. From @molly7anne
16. From @goldengateblonde
17. From @HenpeckedHal
18. From @stupidoldandy