Introducing, Mr. White Chocolate Mousse Mouse Mocha Munchkin Moon and many more creatively named clouds of chaos.
Giving your loved ones hilariously cute pet names is your absolute birthright and this is often demonstrated when we name our pets.
But sometimes pets can have names that raise eyebrows—if not their own, then their veterinarians'. Twitter users cracked up over some particularly creative and hilarious names cat parents have given their little furballs after author Brittany Means shared how her feline's name always sparks joy when introducing her to new people.
A lot of people with animal companions related to Means' anecdote and used the thread to share similar tidbits about their cats' names. Especially when it's time to go to the vet.
Here are 25 times the vets were left amused by the names of cats. Introducing you to:
This is Daisy. When we got him we thought he was a girl. When the vet asked "Well, what are you going to change his name to?" I told him "I'm not, just put a "Mister" in front of it." pic.twitter.com/sUW5mKFxcV— DAISYMAY722 💙 (@LouLouNCowboy) April 14, 2022
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022
my cats name is Lord Tubbington, and every vet and nurse giggles before saying his name. he’s 18 this year 🥰 pic.twitter.com/ZUes7vGJiU— roxxsetti spaghetti (@roxxyroxxyroxxy) April 14, 2022
This is OREO. His last name is Speedwagon. You’re welcome ;) pic.twitter.com/apkFSrJuXJ— Izzy & Vic @Vaughan Films (@VaughanFilms) April 14, 2022
Montresor (Monty) and Spaghetti. Monty found Spaghetti living under our deck and they've been best friends ever since. She went missing for 75 days last year and he was distraught. Took a few days for him to believe it was really her when we found her. pic.twitter.com/pLSwiqn1Nw— You look like I need a drink (@grumpy_bisexual) April 14, 2022
Our cat's full name is Thomas Houdini Pickles. The new girl at the vet called me Mrs. Pickles yesterday, and I died. pic.twitter.com/kL9iOxA7ou— Amber Revels-Stocks (@ARevelsStocks) April 14, 2022
He passed away in 2017 at the age of 16, but I still get teary eyed when I tell people about White Chocolate Mousse Mouse Mocha Munchkin Moon Pie. Mr Munch, as we called him, was just the sweetest ever…and now I’m crying 😿 pic.twitter.com/NkQYzrizHS— D (@d_poppyseeds) April 14, 2022
This is Elvis Presley. Whenever we go to the vet the staff at the front desk just writes “The King” on his paperwork and predictably says “Elvis has left the building” as we leave. pic.twitter.com/Oro6ciUgMy— charters harrison (@chartersny) April 14, 2022
Ha! I do enjoy my hearing my husband making vet appointments for Captain Puff Puff. But what else could we call him? 😸 pic.twitter.com/cn8JI2rnoX— honofhons 💫 (@patriciaoak) April 14, 2022
This is Darth Revan and our pharmacist recognized the name on the Rx and referred to him as “our little Sith Lord” pic.twitter.com/lSV32P2TDh— D (@TheDangoPilot) April 14, 2022
Miss Lucille Beansprout in the flesh, even have a “birth” certificate to prove it lol pic.twitter.com/BHMudyk6Is— ky (@kylaginelleluck) April 14, 2022
This is Lady David, our daughter named her David when we thought it was a male cat - when we found out it was a girl, daughter refused to change the name, so we titled her. She is quite the Lady. pic.twitter.com/PiTtVUTR2F— katefdavy (@MeKatedavy) April 14, 2022
Growing up we had a cat named Her Royal Highness.— Ash Okhotnik (@AOkhotnik) April 14, 2022
We called her HRH.
The vet insisted on listing her full title on the reminder cards.
"This is a reminder that Her Roysl Highness is due for her shots this month."
this is Sir Barnabus B Boopington Grubb III, Esq.— 🌈🍖trans man will graham Ω🔞 (@ftmwillgraham) April 14, 2022
he is not the third, nor is he a lawyer
we call him bingus pic.twitter.com/C7zSxtH4vu
My cat's name is Chicken. I made her first appointment with the vet online, so when he walked in he thought I was the wrong client as he was expecting a chicken and not a cat. pic.twitter.com/SRH7tdDxOk— NutMeg*an* (@awkward_19) April 14, 2022
I adopted a *very* curious kitten when my sons were all home from college for the summer. Despite my best efforts but for obvious reasons, my kiddos called him The Terrorist and it stuck. Try calling the vet and giving that name for an appointment. 🤦🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/KmhmWyXd9m— Lucy Lloyd (@LucyALloyd) April 14, 2022
This is The Outlaw Josey Wales. Vets always enjoy the name. pic.twitter.com/tdB8W9GNrh— Clare (@ClareandPresent) April 14, 2022
This is our cat Bumblebee. Full name Comrade Bumblebee.He's a big chonky boi and an excellent cat, sweet, soft and super cuddly and affectionate. And yet sometimes I think I love him even more because of his name! pic.twitter.com/3toJBc2N0g— Suzanne Wlaschin (@SuzanneWlaschin) April 14, 2022
When I take my cat in they have my last name as my cat's last name so I make an appointment for Azrael Simmons pic.twitter.com/DwvfkymW0t— EldritchKvn, M3gan's Bestie (@KvnRaptor) April 14, 2022
Liza Minnelli and Judy Garland. The younger vet techs took it in stride not knowing there were human equivalents. The older ones struggled. Liza Bennett? Liza Minnelli Bennett? I told them it was Miss. Miss Minnelli, Miss Garland. pic.twitter.com/nHBKy07xpr— Nancy Bennett (@Nancy178) April 14, 2022
This is beebim aka “the Goblin” but his government name is Bibimbap Deville pic.twitter.com/WAjTawz2dz— Merrick 🌻🦂 (@punishedmother) April 14, 2022
Tequila Owens ( Tabbie) and Cosmopolitan Denis. They have different last names bc I took one the vet for their first visit and the other one was taken by my fiancé. How do I request a last name change 😅 pic.twitter.com/tOVqA00KlF— PlantMami 🌱 (@Brazen_8) April 14, 2022
King Paul Falafel. He was a stray who visited every day for a couple of months during the first lockdown. He would only eat salmon Felix and Dreamies....wouldn't touch the supermarket's own brand. pic.twitter.com/CbIu0HvEv5— Helen Hall (@JellyheadNelly) April 14, 2022
Meet One Eyeda the One Eyed Wonder Cat Rodriguez. pic.twitter.com/LPu2neszLE— Natalie Rodriguez (@shush_yo_mouth) April 14, 2022
This is Frank Sinatra. He’s a big deal. Once the vet called over the PA, “Frank Sinatra is ready for discharge”, a gentleman next to me said, “Damn, this must be a great vet!” pic.twitter.com/mPVnpP8tFd— RJG (@notgross) April 14, 2022