25 Tweets Trolling Insects That Get Under Your Skin | “Let’s Acknowledge Flying Roaches. They’re the Worst”

There are small things in life that make us feel happy but there are also tiny things that annoy us to unfathomable levels. Some of these small things are insects. Even though insects have a specific purpose for being on earth (some of them have lived on the planet longer than we have), they often pester us into wanting to eradicate them. Mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, moths and gnats deserve to move their home to the sun as these tweets suggest. Here are 25 tweets on these little devils that'll help you feel better about not being disturbed by them alone.
1. Fly for free. Fly away.
I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face
— CERTIFIED HATER. (@Unkle_K) July 21, 2018
2. Clueless fly
A fly got in the van yesterday in rural Somerset. We drove like 100 miles to London and then it got out. I felt bad for it, didn't know where it was now.
— Zoradi Tucker 💙🇺🇦 (@zoradi63) July 22, 2018
3. Flying roaches...flying annoyance
Let’s acknowledge flying roaches....they’re the worst...why do they exist pic.twitter.com/M2vxzzmO9S
— WHAT IS DEMOCRACY? DID IT EVER EXIST? (@MjAnichebe) July 21, 2018
4. Evil insects
*insect waiting for you to finish your tweet*
— Rave AO🇨🇦🇳🇬 (@risny02) July 23, 2018
Like: pic.twitter.com/jOLAYWWQLE
5. Purpose of existence, please
I am still waiting for an answer to what good are mosquitoes in the ecosystem?
— BrandonRynelancer🇺🇸Fight the Fascist rise in USA (@rynelancer) July 21, 2018
6. 101 lamps needed
7. Easy way to move
I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 8, 2018
8. The hate bites
Friend: did you know that only female mosquitos bite?
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 30, 2018
*later walking home*
Me, getting eaten alive: evening ladies
9. Won't bother living a life
I just found this out two days ago, after asking my husband what the "mosquito/spider/dragonfly" was in the tub. He explained that he was a male mosquito, and won't bother anything. Just alive to get laid. I'm not the same since then...
— ♎☠💋🌬🖤 (@RoseZircon1019) September 1, 2018
10. Tips to be a moth
11. Fly them to the Sun
ok but honestly what did moths do before electricity was invented, just fly directly towards the sun?
— jodie (@jodieegrace) September 3, 2018
12. Moonlight
Ok so before artificial light was around to fuckem up, moths likely used natural light as navigation. Like the light from the moon would come at a certain angle and go into one specific eyelet(probably wrong word) and the moth would find his way like that
— Goose (@Goosewick) September 3, 2018
13. Portmore mosquitoes be like...
Me trying to sleep
— Official Burner Account 🔥 (@DiRealSolly) June 15, 2018
Portmore mosquito: pic.twitter.com/iNazywM6wz
14. Gotten immune to everything on the planet
After spraying insecticides and the use of mosquito coil simultaneously
— Denzel🔥 (@_Kvng_John) September 8, 2018
*few hours later
Mosquito: pic.twitter.com/FBzzySKHUw
15. Summer is coming and so are they!
16. Journey from the kitchen to hell
I will burn my apartment down around me if it means I can personally escort these fruit flies in my kitchen to hell.
— Ray 🦣 (@SirEviscerate) September 8, 2018
17. The big clap
When you finally see that big ass mosquito pic.twitter.com/CrixlXQr6q
— ⚡️Tyy🖤 (@StxnedIntrovert) January 20, 2015
18. Suck out my sadness instead
19. Thankfully they are not
20. It's a war
21. Execute them!
I’m going to summon a demon and execute those annoying insects.
— Akemi Nakajima (@nakajimakemi) March 28, 2023
22. One use of Thanos
Someone ask Thanos to make these stupid mosquitoes disappear, annoying piece of insects shit
— Mademoiselle_P (@Mademoiselle_P4) March 25, 2023
23. When you don't miss them at all
One thing we don't give winter enough credit for is no insects. I do not miss those bitches. pic.twitter.com/nKiOFhRLMv
— Waiting To Oxtail (@ThatDudeMCFLY) March 19, 2023
24. Gnats are not for me
me vs gnats during the spring/summer pic.twitter.com/BA8qF354wN
— CHAOTIC CAP ✨ (@alexamarie_x) March 21, 2023
25. Too true
Mosquitoes out here like pic.twitter.com/kFjlx990Qk
— Edmond Don’testme (@Roderick4392) March 20, 2023