Here's a compilation of 25 tweets by husbands and wives who reflected on their spouse's annoying habits with humor.
Ah! Romantic relationships. They are of all kinds and there is so much to learn from them. The butterflies in the stomach when we are first falling in love, the reconciliation after getting into a fight when living with a partner, raising a mischievous child after having a baby together—romantic relationships go through many phases. The ups and downs in marital bliss are evident. But through it all, what remains are the fun memories shared by the couple. The idiosyncrasies of a partner and their annoying habits have become subjects of jokes, memes, and nowadays, funny and relatable tweets.
We have selected the 25 most humorously relatable tweets by married couples which will surely serve you with a good laugh and some happy tears.
My husband and i promised to never go to sleep angry. We’ve been awake since Thursday.
— jalene (@jjalenev) July 10, 2022
It’s hard for me to talk about but I was catfished at 21. He said he was a business owner, loved cuddling and musicals
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) July 16, 2022
My husband: it’s called dating. We were dating. Stop making that joke.
My husband calls our Bluetooth speaker Mr Speaker and addresses it as if we are in Parliament.
— Toks W. (@toks_w) July 13, 2022
My wife just said “I recently read somewhere…” and then said something I told her, very intense to witness
— mike castle (@magicmikecastle) July 12, 2022
My husband, the world’s most notorious non- morning person, set an alarm for 4am today. Early workout? No. Big day at the office? No. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s golf. Not to PLAY golf, mind you, he set an alarm for 4am to WATCH GOLF.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 14, 2022
There was an empty space in my house for 5 minutes but don’t worry, my wife found a plant to put there
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) July 27, 2022
my husband: so I meant to tell you [runs sink] [clashes plates while emptying dishwasher] [walks into the bathroom and closes the door] [comes back into the kitchen] what do you think?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 9, 2022
Car trips with my wife are great ‘cause I get to listen to 10 seconds each of 400 songs she hates.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 15, 2022
marriage means taking a vow of earnest interest in your partner's interests. extended literally, this means my husband is obligated to care about the latest drama on cottagecore instagram and i'm obligated to hear about every single combo his latest guilty gear character can do
— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) July 31, 2022
Husband has an appointment at 10:10. He got in the shower at 9:54. This is why I have anxiety
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 4, 2022
Me: You sound a little hoarse.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2022
Wife: Just call me Little Sebastion.
Me: If I could, I'd marry you again.
accidentally used my husbands body wash and now i don’t move out of the way when someone’s walking toward me
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 10, 2022
Sometimes I like to mess with my husband and say things like "Honey, please hand me a waffle knife" and watch him panic.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 3, 2022
My husband went to bed early and said I could watch the next episode of our show without him and wow what a kind and selfless man who puts others before himself and…I’m now realizing that jerk watched that episode without me.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 2, 2022
My husband and I take turns burping into the phone when answering spam calls, because teamwork makes the dream work.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 11, 2022
my wife says my interest in miniature tools is an obsession but i keep telling her that it’s just a little vise pic.twitter.com/izRnTLp4mx
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 10, 2022
No one:
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 5, 2022
My husband: You want to know what I think?
Me: * hits unsubscribe button*
Look, if your wife makes something for the potluck, you have to have a huge helping and you HAVE to tell everyone how great it is. Those are the rules.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 6, 2022
The pillow wall my wife built is one thing but the “No Trespassing” sign seems a bit excessive.
— Shade 5 🎬 (@Shade510) August 8, 2022
I went into another room and couldn’t remember why so I asked my husband and he didn’t know either which makes him partly to blame for this whole fiasco
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 30, 2022
"I love your dress."
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2022
"It has pockets!"
—The conversation my wife has had with literally every single woman on this cruise
My husband sure says “you’re crazy” a lot for someone who chose to marry me.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 25, 2022
my wife is having a weekend getaway with one of her friends. I told her my hourly rate for babysitting 3 kids for 3 days and now my face hurts and I'm bleeding from my nose
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 29, 2022
Husband didn’t notice my new haircut.
— Andi (@smiles_and_nods) July 28, 2022
In unrelated news, who wants a a brand new set of golf clubs for $20?
I love traveling with my husband because it gives us an opportunity to bicker in new and exotic locations.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 8, 2022
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