English is a funny language, especially when used incorrectly. Despite being the most widely used, the language frequently causes problems for both native and non-native speakers. Whether it's due to a lack of familiarity with the language, a typo, or simply being unsure of what the phrase exactly is, it frequently leads to Hillary-us linguini stick (hilarious linguistic) misunderstandings.

Reddit page r/Boneappletea seems to have the best collection of these mishaps. The description of the page is "A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** in place of another **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** that sounds similar, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance."

Here are 25 of the most hilarious yet incorrect use of words by super-confident people that'll twist your tongue and bend your mind. 

1. "In some near"

2. "Catholic converter"

3. "Doggy dog"

4. "Bob wire" 

5. "Standing ovulation"

6. "Damsel in dress"

7. "Toe food"

8. "Cardigan arrest"

9. Ethereal urethral

10. "Brown kite is" it is

11. "Ankle grinder"

12. "Taking a bath"

13. "Civil where"

14. Epitome of "a pitta me"

15. Fire distinguisher at the "fire exists"

16. "Meta pause"

17. "Computer Jena Rated" 

18. "Looks can be this evening"

19. "Air ducks" shouldn't be cleaned by random quacks 

20. Mear, mear on the wall

21. Re fridge raider 

22. "Mow-nourished" spellings

23. Some warm and clean "hand soup"

24. Slayed "Jack of all traits"

25. Absolutely "can't elope"