Take a break from parenting duties and join the fun ride of tweets from other parents that'll crack you up and also give you emotional support.
Parenting is a combination of both art and science. It is the art of patiently handling tantrums and irrational demands and the perseverance of disciplining children without losing your sanity. Ah! What a daunting job!
Parenthood is the most difficult "hood" you can enter. And guess what? Many do it voluntarily. It starts with changing stinky diapers to getting peed on ten times in a row, messy feeding episodes, and failed lullaby sessions. There is never a dull moment.
The adventure continues when they grow up. Kindergarten meltdowns, clash of teens, exam stress, parent-teacher meets, school competitions—parenting is one emotional rollercoaster ride after the other. 21st-century parenting sure has its unique challenges. So, what does a parent do? Sit back and sulk, get up and fight, or think less and laugh at the chaos?
You can certainly jump on the funny parents' bandwagon and enjoy the ride of hilarious parenting tweets that we have curated for you. It will make you forget your teen's dirty pair of socks found under the sofa. Well, at least for some time.
Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets from recent times:
My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds.
— Ashley Winter MD || Urologist (@AshleyGWinter) January 18, 2023
This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why don’t you do it yourself so I think she’s ready for marriage now.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) January 18, 2023
Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens?
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 14, 2023
No one ever came up with a parenting manual. We are all just a bunch of freshers out here, navigating our way through this emotional job. To some, parenting looks like a piece of cake, but it is not. It's a facade. Nobody has "cracked" the code, and it's one day at a time.
It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday.
— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) January 19, 2023
please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 19, 2023
My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni... learn your pasta." I didn't know it was that serious.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 18, 2023
Whenever ppl are like “I don’t mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave” I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? I don’t care anymore if he’s singing Old McDonald in this Safeway.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 17, 2023
I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 18, 2023
-my 4yo, the meteorologist.
Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 11, 2023
Dating romance: share a candlelight dinner
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 8, 2023
Married romance: devour a slice of cake together over the sink so you don’t have to share with your kids
Based on how much effort my kids put into finding anything before declaring it lost, a nursing home may be the safest place for me in my old age.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 10, 2023
I think my 5yo is in the process of migrating all the books from the school library to our house
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 12, 2023
What are you staring at? Those are my toddler's emotional support kitchen utensils
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 9, 2023
My daughter was lecturing the cat about eating too much food and I’m nervous that I’m next
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 8, 2023
Someone once told me their whole family sits down to breakfast together and frankly that sounds horrifying
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 13, 2023
my daughters stuffed animal was drug tested in the airport security line, so then i had to explain what drugs were to my six year old, and now she thinks they sound cool
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 9, 2023
thanks tsa
My 15 y/o daughter was complaining about her younger cousin waking her up and said, "You have no idea what it's like to open your eyes and see someone else’s face 4 inches away from yours" and I laughed and laughed because karma is real.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 14, 2022
When I was just outside the room, someone shouted, "DAD'S COMING," and all my kids scattered.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 8, 2022
Definitely nothing suspicious going on here.
I'm going to bed.
My kids forgot who was counting in hide and seek, so they've both been hiding quietly for 5 minutes. I'm not even playing but I'm clearly the winner here
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 11, 2022
What I said: Please bring your laundry downstairs.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 5, 2022
What my son heard: Please drop your laundry from the second floor down into the foyer as I stand at the front door talking to our neighbor so a dirty balled up sock can bounce off my head and into her face.
Can’t talk, my 6yo is singing a song about a dress with 100 pockets and I need to hear how it ends.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 4, 2022
doctor: symptoms of the vaccine in young children may include extreme fatigue…
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) July 11, 2022
me: *leaning forward* tell me more
My 7yo wanted to play bedtime which involved me getting into pyjamas and into bed while she shushed everyone in the house and sometimes I really do love playing with my children
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) July 6, 2022
Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 18, 2022
My 10-year-old carefully packed everything she'd need for a week-long trip to Grandma's house.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2022
Then she forgot her entire bag in her room.
Guess who got a shopping spree for all new clothes.
I'm pretty sure she planned this.
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