25 Hilariously Relatable Posts By Bartenders That Show They Might Need A Drink Themselves
Bars or pubs are places where people go to socialize, relax, celebrate, or drink away their sorrows. The dependable bartenders on the other side of the counter pour the drinks, listen to the sob stories, and deal with the varying levels of intoxication. They surely have a lot to rant about, especially when it comes to annoying customers who made their job more difficult than it already is and made it to their bad books. There's a thin line between spilling the tea and spilling your drink at the bar. Make sure you behave tenderly and keep it neat (bonus points if you can spot the intended puns). Here are 25 of the most hilariously relatable posts that show that bartenders may need a stiff drink themselves every now and then.
1. Bar tender with math skills
Bartending at Longitude and a kid swaggers up with a very impressive ID that shows his age at being squarely 17.
— Dave Rudden (@d_ruddenwrites) July 1, 2018
I point it out and he says 'Fuck you're the first bartender I've met that can do maths.'
10 minutes later he walks by with a pint and gives me a thumbs up https://t.co/AnSY3GIVyB
2. "Genius sign I need at my bar"
3. Seven dates at once
Why would I waste my free time going on dates when I can clock in as a bartender and be on 7 awful dates all at once
— Jizz Zamboni (@liz_zagone) November 30, 2022
4. Anchovies from Spongebob
ppl will come up to my bar like “i’ll do another round of what I had last time” as if y’all all don’t look like the anchovies from spongebob to me
— beanie (@hxlprncss) July 31, 2021
5. "Used a 'Quiet' sign from a golf tournament"
6. Octopus or what?
I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u
— shxn (@shxnnicedj) June 26, 2021
7. No, it's not love.
8. The impatient ones
9. We know. We know well.
10. "Memoirs of a closing bartender"
11. Neat.
12. Hire a personal
13. Just bartender pains
14. First day
[first day as a bartender]
— mir.i.am (@jewbyboobie) October 23, 2022
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
15. Not worth it
16. How to make someone's day
17. Don't make me do this
18. At least once every weekend
19. "Why they gotta set everything on fire?"
20. "I barely remember the classics"
21. "Sure, Karen"
22. They don't pay us enough
23. "Are you closed?" No, I just like pranking customers
24. "After years of trying everything, I learned to just charge through them"
25. "It do be like that"
25 times customers annoyed bartenders and got in their bad books