Make Toast In 45 Minutes Or Less!
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Danny Tornado
Danny Tornado
Danny Dax Tornado was born to a petite family in the suburbs of New York. After attending prestigious boarding schools in such exotic locales as Connecticut, Danny attended a number of Ivy league institutions as far away as New York City and even Boston. Danny has always been small, but he's able to compensate for it with a can-do attitude, an ass that won't quit and a hell of an uppercut. He spends most of his time thinking about the layered tragedies that have befallen the Gibb family
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Trigger warning!
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A staring contest to end all staring contests
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You’ll never believe your blessed eyes!
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Maybe we should check on them…
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…but this video is easier to stomach
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