Justin Timbo the Himbo is back on the silver screen!
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Italian conspiracy theorists need Eddie Van Halen’s insight on geopolitical scandals now more than ever.
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BIRMINGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM – A man formerly known as Thomas Dodd—a 30 year-old insane person from the United Kingdom—celebrated his 2020 Christmas…
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If the toupee don’t fit, you must acquit.
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Mr. Muscles himself! (Kumail could not be reached for comment)
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KENT TOWN, AUSTRALIA – If you’ve ever sat through High School Musical and muttered “give the boy a different haircut…” under your…
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KUNMING, CHINA – The 21st century already belongs to China, and the story you’re about to read is a perfect example of…
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KFC, UNITED STATES – The KFConsole has arrived, and it’s bound to be a godsend for the most hygienically backwards and depraved…
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MADAGASCAR – If you associate orchids with elegance and grace, we have horrible news for you. Scientists have discovered a wet, beast-like…
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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – Since its release in 1988, Coming To America has entered the official canon of Comedies That Dads Like. Over…