Tim K

Dudes, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ll say this… Us DUDES love fights! We just love them! There’s something about watching two adult dudes square up that’s just, like…. viola! Here we go!

Rockers love to ROCK, PARTY, DRESS the same as they did when THEY WERE LIKE 22 even when they’re like 65 which looks very WEIRD, and… yell at the paparazzi!

“I’m going to the Jersey Shore, bitch!” Remember that line? Remember that line?

As our most dedicated readers know, Men’s Humor is pivoting to become a basketball scouting website now. How will we differentiate ourselves from the countless websites that already do that well? Easy. Our BRAND is different. Our EXPERTISE is different. How? Easy. We will focus on 7th GRADERS ONLY.

The people have spoken… They have sent emails and emails and emails… and every single one of them have asked, “Please please show us Rob Zombie’s house, his 7,000 sq. ft. house in LA, show us all the weird little freak things in his house, we will pay you $2,000 if you show us this, please tell us your PayPal so we can drop you $2,000, give it a few days to clear, PayPal is not as efficient as you’d hope re: the money clearing fast…”

Raccoons are interesting little fellows. If you try to speak to them, they will ignore you. If you try to pet them, they will ignore you. But if you invite them to crawl all over you and eat food off you and stuff like that?… They will!

So who watches poker??? You will now!

WE are the KINGS, and THEY (hollywood) are the JESTERS.

Jagr! Still doing his thing!

JACK BLACK! JACK BLACK! JACK BLACK.