Because that's what we really need right now, isn't it?
In the list of all the priorities we have, including perhaps finding a vaccine for the virus, butt-recognition technology may not be the thing we are looking for, or are we? As it turns out, a whole bunch of scientists are working to create a smart toilet that can recognize your unique butt and tell you a thing or two about your health.
The idea is that the toilet will identify and monitor your discharge and reveal if you have a problem. The scientists behind the pioneering experiment said that: "As it turns out, your anal print is unique." And this print would help identify your health vitals.
And how will they do it? The scientist said that: "[T]o fully reap the benefits of the smart toilet, users must make their peace with a camera that scans their anus."
if this works, I expect my toilet will say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!!"https://t.co/ReVvUfHP5i— Mikey Meshuggeneh Claims 🌊🌊 (@Mikey_Claims) April 8, 2020
Dogs have already perfected the technology of identifying each other through sniffing butts but maybe this breakthrough can help us do the same for humans. And if this wasn't enough, they wittily call it, "the polar opposite of facial recognition technology." Well, that's true, isn't it?