Dirty Joke Has Tom Cruise Crying From Laughter at Michael Caine’s 90th Birthday Bash
It's not every day that you see Tom Cruise laughing so hard that he grabs a napkin to wipe his tears of laughter. In what can be perhaps referred to as the most hilarious and unexpected exchange of the century, Denise Welch made Tom Cruise frenzied with uncontrollable laughter with an X-rated joke about Sir Michael Caine during his 90th birthday party. We are lovin' it.
Welch, the Loose Women star, stood up to give a speech at the birthday bash where the Mission Impossible star was also in attendance. Welch posted the hysterical video on her Instagram account, per The Independent. She captioned the video, "Such an honor to be asked by Shakira to say a few words at Sir Michael Caine's 90th birthday!!! He loves dirty jokes, and so does Tom Cruise, it appears!!!! Great night and amazing company." She held the mic in her hand and the words that followed from her mouth we bet you'd never thought you'd read. The legendary actor's wife, Shakira Caine asked Welch to say a few words in honor of Sir Michael, and everyone was left in stitches.
The 64-year-old decided to raise her toast with a dirty joke which was a hit with the attendees and Cruise was among them. The clip begins as the camera focuses on Welch and she says, "And only the other morning she said she heard a scream from downstairs, and it was Michael shouting, 'Shakira, look, there's a parcel, my Olympic condoms have arrived.'" LOL!!
The room erupted in wild laughs, including Caine and Cruise sitting beside each other and the camera panned to their faces to record their rampant giggles. What a rare sight! Welch continued with her blue joke and added, "He [Sir Michael Caine] said, 'I am going to wear the gold one tonight,' and she said, 'why not wear the silver and come second for a f***ing change?'" Everyone's reaction was priceless but Caine and Cruise laughed so heartily that the Top Gun star had to dry his tears. This story might sound fabricated but hundreds of people took to the comments section to share the laugh with their favorite celebs. Naturally, the risque joke topped the charts.
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An Instagram user, @maryhobbs79, wrote, "No way is that Tom Cruise & Michael Caine.... just fainted. I can't imagine being at the same table as Hollywood Royalty." Another user, @aimee_kins, commented, "Tom Cruise skipping the Oscars to watch Denise perform stand-up was not on my 2023 bingo card." @yafox71 said, "I nearly choked on my cup of tea, Denise Welch. You really are a hoot. Tom Cruise's face was a picture." A user, @twiggy_77, applauded Welch for pulling off the crude mockery smoothly. The comment read, "So naughty but so funny only you could get away with that, Denise."
The star-studded birthday bash had the likes of David Williams, alongside Cruise. Williams also took memorable snaps from the party, posing with the Hollywood veteran Sir Michael Caine. The trio is all smiles as they pose, enjoying each other's company.