There’s no better feeling than landing the absolute perfect insult. The laughs. The praise. The knowledge that you’re living rent-free in your enemy’s head. But, while all dudes surely think they’re the King of the Burn, there’s always room to improve. Here are 16 SAVAGE insults that inspire you to step your own game up!

This man just put a whole damn state down the mat and out for the count! Respect!

Ah, the classic, You-Be-Lookin’-Like insult. A burn as old as time as itself. And this particular call might be the best we’ve ever seen.

All she needs is a tail! To play the dog! Or maybe a teal collar! Or, I don’t know, never mind my attempts to hop in the fun. This lady already knocked her insult out of the park, and we’re simply in awe.

Another You-Be-Lookin’-Like, and a tremendous one at that. Bravo!



Damn… It’s just so true… Get them some whistles… And shiny track pants…






Ellen taking TWO massive L’s home on this list! Sorry, Ellen! Maybe get your act together!

Two-for-one!


Yep, it’s official… we’ve been inspired to step up our insult game! Anyone else?