Lil Uzi Vert Has Implanted A $24 Million Diamond Into His Forehead And Twitter Has Some Thoughts

by Tim K
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Here’s some wild-ass news coming down the pike: Per Page Six, Lil Uzi Vert has revealed that he implanted a $24 million pink diamond that took him four years to pay off directly into his forehead.

Damn! Huh… Why’d you do that, Uzi? What if it falls out?

Lil Uzi is no stranger to life’s more expensive things. But when asked if he spent more on the 11-carat diamond than he has on his foreign cars, the rapper responded, “Yes my Bugatti can’t even pay for it … all my cars together, plus home, this took so long now I can get this money.”

When asked why he didn’t just put the diamond on a ring, Uzi said, “If I lose the ring yeah U will make fun of me more than putting it in my forehead ha ha jokes on you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… And yes I do have insurance.”

Okay, Uzi… Interesting stuff! It could theoretically fall out, but you do you, man!

Of course, there was no way the Philly native was about to do something this drastic without the good folks on Twitter airing on their (HILARIOUS) opinions…

Check Out Twitter’s Reaction Below! (No Mention Of How It Could Fall Out, But It Definitely Could! Stuff Falls All The Time)

Be careful!

Doesn’t look that secure!

What is it, glue? Is it glue?

Looks loose!

See? Exactly… one could easily steal it… if it’s loose.

We just hope you’re being safe!

Actually an interesting point! It could hurt his head to have something jammed in there like that?

Interesting move, Lil Uzi Vert! We don’t understand, but we think it actually rocks pretty hard! Here’s to hoping you really bolted that thing down well enough and that it doesn’t shake loose and fall out and get lost under the couch or something, the way basically everything will at some point over time. Thank you! Goodbye.

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