Paul McCartney Got So Horny Once It Gave Him A Headache That Only Elvis Could Cure

by TheDuder95

This is a story that all Beatles fans will appreciate. During a recent interview with Taylor Swift in Rolling Stone, legendary Beatles member Paul McCartney admitted that he once got so horny after seeing a woman at a fair that he had to go home and listen to an Elvis song to calm himself down.

Wow. That woman must have been quite the looker!

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Over the course of the entire interview, McCartney and Swift discussed a wide range of things including the healing power of music. McCartney referenced one story in particular where as a Liverpool teen he saw a woman at a fair who was so attractive it gave him a headache.

“But we went to the fair, and I just remember — this is what happens with songs — there was this girl at the fair,” Paul recalled. “And there was this girl, who was so beautiful. She wasn’t a star. She was so beautiful. Everyone was following her, and it’s like, ‘Wow.’” 

The woman’s presence was so powerful that it stopped McCartney in his tracks. It shook him to his core so much that he had to go home and listen to Elvis. “All this gave me a headache,” he recounted. “I didn’t normally get headaches. And we thought, ‘What can we do?’ So we put on the Elvis song ‘All Shook Up.’ By the end of that song, my headache had gone.”

“I thought, you know, ‘That’s powerful.’”

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A song so “powerful” that it cured Paul McCartney of being horny on main? Yes that is indeed a powerful song. Sounds like Elvis saved Paul from busting out right then and there at the fair.

If Paul pursued his carnal desires back then, who knows what his career would have been like? Maybe we wouldn’t have ever heard any of his incredible music over the years? That certainly would have been be a shame.

It goes without saying, but thank god for Elvis Presley. While Elvis was certainly a hound dog himself, he inadvertently saved a fellow dude from making a fool of himself. In fact, why don’t we all listen to Elvis’s “All Shook Up” right now in honor of a legend.

If any of your guy friends are ever acting funny at a fair, word to the wise: It’s probably because they are super horny. Do them a favor and bust out this classic Elvis jam before they bust out on you.

That’s what we dudes call “The Bro Code.”

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