MCU – Superhero nerds, here’s a whole bunch of overwhelming information to intake: Per Variety, Chris Evans is set to return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in some capacity.
Okay, nice! That sounds like pretty average, fine news. But if only that were the end of it…
Unfortunately, everyone on Twitter can’t get on the same page reaction-wise. In fact, the vast majority of people on that website talking about this MCU stuff aren’t making any sense at all, and they honestly sound kind of insane.
Here Are Some Tweets About The Chris Evans Stuff That Will Hurt Your Head:
Like, this guy seems mad. He does not like this news. That’s clear.
This guy, too. HammerHorrorBoy. He’s annoyed because at the end of Avengers: Endgame, something pretty final must’ve happened to Captain America. It sounds like he died in a battle or an accident.
?????? No idea what Brandon is talking about? Making zero sense.
Okay, see, now this all seems bittersweet for Chris Jones. Starting to what I mean? Like, there’s zero consensus or organization. Everyone’s just talking over each other.
Huh? What are you talking about? What the fuck are you even talking about?
What do you mean? You… you want a cartoon now?
Then there’s this person over here, spazzing out all over the place… in a happy way? Who knows.
And another guy asking for a cartoon? Is Mason happy? Or mad?
Wow. In conclusion, it sounds like basically only one thing is clear: Chris Evans will be returning to Marvel, and Twitter should really get its act together and decide how it feels about that.
A few hours after this was written. Chris Evans himself reacted on twitter with a good monkey wrench.
So there’s that. Thanks, Variety?