Is It Tesla’s Fault That Jamie Lynn Spears Ran Over Her Own Cat?

by BIGMAN

Looks like 2021 is already turning out to be a repeat of 2020 in terms of unexpected Hollywood deaths. Last year we lost Fred Willard, Jerry Stiller, and Alex Trebek. Now? We say goodbye to another legend of the industry: Jamie Lynn Spears’ cat.

According to Ace Showbiz, Britney Spears’ younger sister’s cat Turkey has passed away after a tragic accident: Jamie Lynn accidentally ran over the poor little animal. As if that isn’t heartbreaking enough, it turns out Jamie Lynn has lost several other cats due to running them over as well.

This is just so devastating. You have to wonder if there really is a God up there taking care of his flock when he allows things like this to happen. Whoever is responsible for Jamie Lynn Spears running over her family pets needs to stop.

Who Is Responsible?!

Luckily, Jamie Lynn Spears may have found the culprit, and she’s looking to hold him accountable: Elon Musk. Yup, Elon Musk of Tesla and richest-man-in-the-world fame.

“I know there’s bigger things to worry about in the world right now, but someone’s got to let Elon Musk know that the Tesla is a secret cat killer. And it’s a problem, we’ve really got to fix,” Jamie Lynn said in a tearful Instagram video.

“We have, now, lost, I don’t even want to tell you how many cats because they don’t hear the Tesla Crank and unfortunate things happen. And it’s really devastating and tragic for everyone involved.”

We’re here for you Jamie Lynn. via Giphy

“So, since Tesla is so quiet, maybe, he could, like, make one of those noises that bother cat or animal ears when it cranks up, so that way they know something’s happening and they aren’t caught off guard. And, things don’t end in a very tragic way,” Spears suggested.

Spears didn’t stop there. She directly called out Musk, demanded he replace her cats, and even offered to collaborate on a solution

“Elon Musk, let’s figure this out. I mean, you owe me a couple cats. Yes, I am fully aware that there’s some user error involved in this, but I’m just saying, you know, let’s collaborate to save some cats’ lives.”

Get his ass, Jamie Lynn. Hopefully Musk and Spears can work together and stop Spears’ Tesla from killing animals once and for all.

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