NEW YORK, NY — We hope someone has a mop and a bucket, because we need a cleanup on aisle McCain! In just her second day back from maternity leave, Meghan McCain got absolutely owned by her The View co-star Joy Behar while Whoopi Goldberg watched helplessly.
During a heated argument about politics, McCain jokingly said to Behar, “This is why you missed me so much when I was on maternity leave, you missed me so much. You missed fighting with me.” What McCain didn’t know is that she was awakening The Raging Beast within Behar, and it was going to be unleashed in mere milliseconds.
“I did not. I did not miss you,” Behar snarled back, without a hint of a smile. “Zero.”
Goddamn! That is Stone. Fucking. Cold. Behar takes no prisoners! Joy may as well have said “I hope you go the same way as Papa John [McCain] [sic]: a decades-long congressional career that ends with an extremely well-attended funeral service, y-you fucking idiot!”
But this altercation didn’t end there. McCain was upset and said, “Oh my god. That’s so nasty. That’s like, so nasty. I was teasing because you said something rude, really?”
And you know what Joy Behar did when she heard that? You guessed it.
She freaking laughed in Meghan McCain’s face.
Now, you might be wondering, where the hell is Whoopi Goldberg during all this? We’ll tell you. She just sat there and watched, letting the bodies pile up around her without even trying to intervene.
Come on, Whoopi! Even if you don’t like either of your co-hosts, you’re talented enough to pretend to care. Put that EGOT to work and help Joy and Meghan be friends again!
At the end of the day, television is supposed to be fun. In the future, we’d prefer if everyone on The View just tried their best to get along and be nice!