Mia Khalifa Raised More For Charity With Her OnlyFans Than You Have In Your Sad Little Life

by Mad Dog

INTERNET — It’s Mia Khalifa’s turn to do the pounding, and she’s absolutely jackhammering all of charity’s orifices. According to her OnlyFans, Mia Khalifa has already raised 160,000 dollars on the account and is donating it directly to charity. That’s more money than you’ve ever given to charity in your whole life, isn’t it Men’s Humor reader? Pathetic. Mia is making you look so bad right now.

[Photo courtesy of Mia Khalifa’s Instagram]

In September of 2020, Mia Khalifa started her OnlyFans page and has said publicly that it has been nothing but a positive experience so far.

“Not sure what took me so long, but after one week on [OnlyFans], I’m already seeing why women feel empowered to be unapologetically themselves within the community,” she wrote on Sep. 25. “Thank y’all so much for the warm welcome.” Khalifa added in a post on Dec. 1, “Three months on only fans now and I still feel so lucky to have found such a supportive, empowering community to call home.”

Why did Mia decide to join OnlyFans?

In 2014, Mia Khalifa was an adult film star for a brief period of time. During the course of her short career, she only earned around 12,000 dollars. Compare that to her OnlyFans where she is currently racking up cash faster than you can say “mamma mia!”

According to the Washington Post, Mia didn’t exactly have a great time as an adult movie star. “I guess it was my rebellious phase. It wasn’t really for me. I kind of smartened up and tried to distance myself from that.” 

“It was an eye-opener for me. I don’t want any of this, whether it’s positive or negative—but all of it was negative,” she said of her choice to retire from the industry, per a previous interview with Playboy. “I didn’t think too much into it about how my friends and family and relationships were suffering.”

Men’s Humor supports you Mia!

We want you to keep rocking girl! You are empowering an entire generation of women to post nudes and donate money to charity. And that is sick as hell. Really wish Men’s Humor fans would pick up the slack and follow in your footsteps. Salute!