The following video looks like it was ripped straight from a local television station. It’s a guy squishing a cat, for a reason we’re assuming benefits the cat. However, when you look into the eyes of the felines, you see anything but. Look at these cats. Look at how miserable they are. They have zero respect for this man, and yet for some reason this man has complete power and agency over their lives. Isn’t life a bitch?
Now, without further ado… SQUISH THAT GODDAMN CAT!