UPDATE: Lil Uzi Vert Will Die If The Diamond In His Forehead Is Removed Improperly

by Mad Dog
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PHILADELPHIA—If you thought Lil Uzi Vert was going to live a long time, we might have some bad news for you. Apparently, the rapper has got a 24 million dollar diamond in his forehead, and apparently, if it is not removed correctly, it will kill him.

First of all, if you didn’t see the original story, check it out here. As a quick reminder about what the diamond in his forehead looked like, see below.

Is that a Good Humor bar he’s holding? Damn, that sounds SO good right about now. We are partial to the Toast Almond flavor of Good Humor ice cream bars. Those things taste amazing. Before you finish this article, go to a store, or online, and order yourself some Toasted Almond Good Humor bars. You will not regret your decision, like Lil Uzi Vert regretted his decision to get an expensive diamond implanted in his forehead. Oh yes, he did regret it.

Okay, got your ice creams bars? Good. Let’s continue the story.

WARNING: You’re about to see a little bit of blood. Just in case seeing blood makes you puke or faint or something, we thought to give you a heads up. Alright, brace yourselves…you are NOT going to be hungry for Good Humor ice cream bars after seeing the picture below.

Now, this is obviously a bit disturbing and troubling. But Uzi decided to clear everything up in a subsequent tweet:

Phew! We do not want Lil Uzi Vert to be unsafe. This looks like it could be very dangerous. Everyone stay posted on what’s to come next. We love you. Please, please be safe. Just eat more ice cream and do less body modification procedures, okay Lil Uzi?

Keep grinding and—as always—let’s get this goddamn motherfucking bread y’all!