It’s been 13 years since Flavor Flav’s reality television show, Flavor Of Love, aired its last episode on VH1. But all this time later, millions of us are still asking ourselves: Who was the real tall woman? Who Flavor Flav had around sometimes? Did she have a name, or no?
So many questions, so few answers.
Here’s what we know about Flavor Flav’s tall, blonde…assistant (?)
-Flavor Flav was born Willian Jonathan Drayton Jr. on March 16th, 1959 in Roosevelt, New York, and, despite his humble beginnings, would go on to have a giant, behemoth blonde woman who’d linger around him a lot for no obvious reason.
-She was either super tall, or Flavor Flav is actually the size of a little kid. No way to know.
-Her hair was blonde, short, and combed.
-She was so nice to Flavor Flav basically all the time. She seemed like a really good friend.
-The two seemed like they had a romantic relationship… except it also seemed like her role on Flavor of Love was to help Flavor Flav pick out a new girlfriend? Right? That part was confusing.
-To our knowledge, she was never on television before Flavor of Love, and hasn’t been since.
Our Best Guesses As To Who She Is / What Her Role Was:
-She’s Flav’s wife. As it turned out, she did not know about how Flav was looking for a new girlfriend, and when she found out that he made a whole TV show about finding a new girlfriend, she was super embarrassed and tried to play it off all cool, like she was totally down and wanted to help him.
-She’s Flav’s neighbor.
In conclusion, no one knows who this woman is still, and may never know. Here’s to hoping all you Men’s Humor Internet Sleuths out there can figure this one out for us!