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25 Witty Bumper Stickers to Laugh at While You’re Stuck in Traffic | “No Airbags...We Die like Real Men”

By Rima Biswas
Updated On : 20:07 PST, Jun 8, 2023
25 Witty Bumper Stickers to Laugh at While You’re Stuck in Traffic | “No Airbags...We Die like Real Men”
Cover Image Source: Instagram | @funny_bumper_stickers

Life gets a little easier when we introduce a generous dose of humor into our daily activities and tasks. Anyone who can truly make people laugh, grin and chuckle till their tummies start to hurt is doing something right in their life. One doesn't necessarily need to be skilled at stand-up comedy to put a smile on people's faces. You can make people laugh by just owning a car. How? Rack your brains for some witty text, put it on a bumper sticker and paste it on the car for others to read. We have combed the internet to bring the funniest, wittiest and strangest images and text on actual bumper stickers. They are sure to tickle your funny bone and inspire you to try your hand at humor.

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1. That must be a nice tribute

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Funny Bumper stickers in Tz (@funny_bumper_stickers)

 

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2. Not the greatest place to learn driving

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Funny Bumper stickers in Tz (@funny_bumper_stickers)

 

3. Damn, that's demotivating

 
 
 
 
 
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4. We don't know what happened either

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Funny Bumper stickers in Tz (@funny_bumper_stickers)

 

5. Not all of us share the same sentiments

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Rebecca Hope Macri (@rebeccamacriart)

 

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6. Everyone is allowed to be a baby

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Day Dreamerz Artists Offical (@daydreamers_art_and_design)

 

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7. What if we are both?

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥._.𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕪ツ (@wayofwolfy)

 

8. We need to learn the "honk" language

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Gabe Applegate (@gapplegate22)

 

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9. Christ doesn't want you to vape

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Elise Woodruff (@elise_christinew)

 

10. Then normalize paying for the damage

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Buttercup Custom (@buttercupcustom)

 

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11. That is a serious threat

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by STEVEN A ROGERS (@stevenrogerswriter)

 

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12. We hope the child is okay

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Damian Malachai (@am__i__mysterious__yet)

 

13. Looks like someone is in deep despair

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Tangerine the Goblin (@tangerine.the.goblin)

 

14. "Real men" do not need airbags

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Itchy Valentine (@itchyvalentine)

 

15. And then the car owner lost their cool?

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by LeAnn Edwards (@thepaintedpickers)

 

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16. This person knows cat language

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by april’s bumper stickers (@bumpstix)

 

17. That's funny yet NSFW

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by CJ (@cmj0808)

 

18. It looks fabulous

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by The Coconut Guy aka Dustin (@realcoconutguy)

 

19. Mac n Cheese is the secret to our strength

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Things, Paper, N' Ink (@things.paper.n.ink)

 

20. Witches and their broom rides

 
 
 
 
 
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21. You might be delusional

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Laura J. Testa-Reyes (@ljrinaldi)

 

22. That movie is worth a rewatch

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Jessica DeCotis (@jessdecotishomes)

 

23. Was it supposed to be "tooth decay"?

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Laura J. Testa-Reyes (@ljrinaldi)

 

24. Everything changes after having kids

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Conchetta Huffman (@txhiddenhistory)

 

25. This driver causes maximum damage

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by beerCat (@beercatstickit)

 

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