20 Hilarious Times the English Language Police Declared People Guilty of Word Crimes | “No Musk No Entry”

20 Hilarious Times the English Language Police Declared People Guilty of Word Crimes | “No Musk No Entry”
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The internet does not forget anything. If you ever make a mistake online, it gets inscribed forever. Your words will remain behind long after you are gone from this world. And if it's a word you have misspelled which made people laugh out loud, you will be immortal. Like, literally.

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A Facebook group called The English Language Police II has been calling out people who have murdered English words without batting an eyelid. But the people behind this Facebook group showed no mercy to these word crimes and highlighted their mistakes to the world. So what do we do with them? A misplaced 'a' in crass can change it to cress but it's a forgettable mistake because people have made many more horrible mistakes. Some of them are cringe-worthy while others are a laugh riot. It's the worst when these spelling mistakes are displayed on billboards or outside window shops. Most of the time, we tend to overlook grammatical errors, punctuation mishaps and spelling blunders but they are a "language crime" and make their perpetrators look like fools. We have handpicked the 20 most unforgiving 'English word crimes.' Scroll down for a bit of laugh and a bit of cringe.

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1. Scared to death

Image Source: Facebook | itzme89
Image Source: Facebook | itzme89
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2. Calling all "impotent" oops, "important"

Image Source: Facebook | Zoya Rubina Usmani
Image Source: Facebook | Zoya Rubina Usmani
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3. Ok

Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover
Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover

 

4. Seems like customers are on the menu

Image Source: Facebook | Malka Wolf
Image Source: Facebook | Malka Wolf
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5. No we will.

Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover
Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover
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6. You mean "Made"

Image Source: Facebook | Alastair John Stewart
Image Source: Facebook | Alastair John Stewart

 

7. Calling "Elon Musk" urgently

Image Source: Facebook | Daniel Rogers
Image Source: Facebook | Daniel Rogers
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8. No dognuts, please

Image Source: Facebook | Adam Alnafusi
Image Source: Facebook | Adam Alnafusi

 

9. Thanks for the breaking news

Image Source: Facebook | Pina Vyas
Image Source: Facebook | Pina Vyas

 

10. We are sorry, too.

Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover
Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover

 

11. No thank you.

Image Source: Facebook | Linda Silverman Shefler
Image Source: Facebook | Linda Silverman Shefler

 

12. Forgive him

Image Source: Facebook | Jake Schouten
Image Source: Facebook | Jake Schouten

 

13. OMG!

Image Source: Facebook | Boyko Bonev
Image Source: Facebook | Boyko Bonev

 

14. No!!

Image Source: Facebook | Gilbert Cockton
Image Source: Facebook | Gilbert Cockton

 

15. OH MY LORD!

Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover
Image Source: Facebook | Jar Raj Grover

 

16. Apostrophe blunder

Image Source: Facebook | Vincent Turner
Image Source: Facebook | Vincent Turner

 

17. LOL

Image Source: Facebook | Robert Mark
Image Source: Facebook | Robert Mark

 

18. Sigh!

Image Source: Facebook | visegripandducttape
Image Source: Facebook | visegripandducttape

 

19. Just wiggle

Image Source: Facebook | Anindya Roychowdhury
Image Source: Facebook | Anindya Roychowdhury

 

20. WTH

Image Source: Facebook | Corrie Katczynski
Image Source: Facebook | Corrie Katczynski

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