These 25 Rib-Tickling Signs From a Seattle Gas Station Is Cracking up the Internet | “I Wish I Was as Thin as My Patience”

These 25 Rib-Tickling Signs From a Seattle Gas Station Is Cracking up the Internet | “I Wish I Was as Thin as My Patience”
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The best way to connect with a stranger or community member is through jokes. Personal questions could offend and being too quiet might make us seem indifferent, so humor is perfect for breaking the ice. A signboard in Seattle called Wallingford Sign has been drawing people's attention through its puns and funny messages.

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The famous signboard is located right outside a Chevron gas station in Seattle and has been cracking people up by putting up a new cheeky slogan every week without fail for nearly two decades. It was born out of sheer desire to develop a genuine connection with the local community. They revealed on their website, "In October of 2005, we converted our auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and suddenly we had a problem. It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions, store specials and the like. But with the ExtraMile, there were no more cars to fix and the place was plastered with store specials. So we decided to do something different." Their manager also shared on a video profile how "posting jokes and funny messages is a great way for the community to connect with us." The signboard has amassed a substantial fan following, locally and across social media. 

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The signs are plenty, but we have tried to handpick the 25 funniest slogans of the Wallingford Sign. They'll surely crack you up.

1. Same.

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2. Really tense

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3. Hahaha

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4. And vice versa

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5. So relatable

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6. Neither we are

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7. Take some zzz's

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8. Many times

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9. Unfulfilled wishes

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10. Do you know Y?

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11. LOL

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12. Got the point?

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13. Hahaha

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14. Hilarious

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15. M&M's all the way

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16. Indecisive, as always

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17. Perfect idea

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18. Do they?

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19. Each and every penne

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20. Million dollar question

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21. Disclaimer

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22. Point to be noted

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23. Yes, it does.

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24. Ok.

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25. Favorite hobby

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 Funny slogans from Seattle's Wallingford signboard