Guy Enjoys Eating Food in the Shower and His Food Reviews Are Hilarious | “I Am Eating Shower Sushi for Breakfast”

Guy Enjoys Eating Food in the Shower and His Food Reviews Are Hilarious | “I Am Eating Shower Sushi for Breakfast”
Cover Image Source: Twitter | @gazpachomachine

Showering is a basic need and so is eating food, but one wonders what happens if we combine the two and eat while we are in the shower. We don't know if combining these two bodily activities (bathing and eating) poses health hazards (science might not have explored this yet) but the thought is enough to gross most of us out. However, there are people like Twitter user @gazpachomachine who describes himself to be a great life adviser and "the Shower Food Review guy." He has taken food reviewing out of restaurants, homes and streets and into the bathtub. Maybe he's trying to give us a lesson in multitasking—how to eat quickly while we shower or how to quickly get cleaned after eating. Here are 25 of this guy's best (wet) food reviews and some good life advice fresh from the shower. 

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1. Indian food 



 

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2. Blue Takis 



 

3. Pineapple 



 

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4. Cotton candy 



 

5. Tomahawk Ribeye



 

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6. Sandwich 



 

7. Shrimp platter 



 

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8. Big Mac



 

9. Pizza



 

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10. Pistachio ice cream



 

 

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11. Popcorn 



 

12. Orange (not in the most banal way)



 

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13. Taco (fallen)



 

14. Cereal 



 

15. A lot of water and some melon 



 

16. Pizza egg roles 



 

17. Lonely Burrito 



 

18. Easter ham 



 

19. Sushi 



 

20. Croissant



 

 

21. Pudding



 

22. Some good old KFC



 

23. (Not so) Hot dog 



 

24. Rotisserie Chicken



 

25. Caught!



 

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