Guy Enjoys Eating Food in the Shower and His Food Reviews Are Hilarious | “I Am Eating Shower Sushi for Breakfast”
Showering is a basic need and so is eating food, but one wonders what happens if we combine the two and eat while we are in the shower. We don't know if combining these two bodily activities (bathing and eating) poses health hazards (science might not have explored this yet) but the thought is enough to gross most of us out. However, there are people like Twitter user @gazpachomachine who describes himself to be a great life adviser and "the Shower Food Review guy." He has taken food reviewing out of restaurants, homes and streets and into the bathtub. Maybe he's trying to give us a lesson in multitasking—how to eat quickly while we shower or how to quickly get cleaned after eating. Here are 25 of this guy's best (wet) food reviews and some good life advice fresh from the shower.
1. Indian food
Shower Food Review 40- Indian Food: Things are really looking up. I'm feeling better than ever & this plate of curry was incredible in the shower. It just goes to show if you're nice to people & stay positive, good things can happen! Nothing is gonna bring me down today! 9/10 pic.twitter.com/CRArACqLRf
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 28, 2023
2. Blue Takis
Shower Food Review 39: Blue Takis- These were spicy & a little messy but the cold water cooled me down. I also need to cool down when people dont take me seriously. Life can be messy but if u find the right person they can help u clean it up. I hope I find that person 1 day. 6/10 pic.twitter.com/6NPyjKIyal
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 27, 2023
3. Pineapple
Shower Food Review 38: Pineapple- Someone sent me $8 to eat this because "the ladies will like it." Idk what that means but I took a few freestyle chomps but quickly realized it could be dangerous for my teeth so I pulled out my shower knife & went to town. 8/10 for experts only. pic.twitter.com/xX4ZOeIkmT
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 26, 2023
4. Cotton candy
Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10 pic.twitter.com/GyYOfO50Xy
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 25, 2023
5. Tomahawk Ribeye
Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye- thnx to your donations I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now I'd be having some second thoughts. One day you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it's over. I'll smile because it happened. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/TkJdnPyqEy
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 3, 2023
6. Sandwich
Shower Food Review #14: Double Down - Is this the world's 1st Double Down sandwhich eaten in the shower? No. But probably the first time someone has publicly admitted to doing it. Ive been ignoring work emails for 3 weeks now & at this point I'm too afraid to open my inbox. 1/10 pic.twitter.com/VzbSD65BM5
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 14, 2023
7. Shrimp platter
Shower Food Review 29:Shrimp Party Platter -The shrimp was still slightly frozen which added a pleasant crunch.Yea it's meant for parties but who'd come to one of my parties? This made me feel fancy til I turned the shower off and the cold realization of what I'd done set in 6/10 pic.twitter.com/9LltyGZIaK
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 12, 2023
8. Big Mac
Shower Food Review 22: Big Mac (Fan Request) - I dont like Big Macs but wanted to make this stranger's dream come true. I spend a lot of time doing things I dislike to make others happy. I should learn to say no & focus on myself. Each day I learn something new about myself. 3/10 pic.twitter.com/7ZxnaqAhzM
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 31, 2023
9. Pizza
Shower Food Review #13: Pizza - Pizza is the perfect shower meal. The portability and crust allow for a clean shower eating experience that tastes great and cleans up well. Pizza is also the ultimate Bachelor's snack. "You're not alone," I tell myself, "you're independent." 10/10 pic.twitter.com/VbgWeoR9ld
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 13, 2023
10. Pistachio ice cream
starting new series where I review foods in the shower. Shower Food #1- Pistachio Ice Cream Bar: pretty good to eat in shower. Stick makes it portable & keeps things clean. Tastes just as good as if I ate it not in shower. Contrast between hot shower & cold ice cream is also nice pic.twitter.com/hwqjdu9bAV
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) December 6, 2022
11. Popcorn
Shower Food Review 26: Movie Theater Popcorn - I love popcorn & movies so thought why not combine them with my love of showers. Never had so much fun in the shower, Sonic is one of my favorite films. Shut the hell up about "what if your food gets wet?" I'm a fucking expert. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/tIXJeauwWf
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 7, 2023
12. Orange (not in the most banal way)
Shower Food Review #10: Orange - Lots of people recommend I try out this "Shower Orange" trend & not having had an orange in several years I figured I'd give it a go. I have to say I was not a fan. The exterior was bitter & tough to bite through, although the inside was nice 3/10 pic.twitter.com/47Whxameck
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 3, 2023
13. Taco (fallen)
Shower Food Review #4- Taco Bell Soft Taco: I accidentally dropped this taco while trying to take the photo. Not the taco's fault but gonna have to give it a 0/10. Might give it another try in the future. A disappointing day in an already disappointing week pic.twitter.com/zU9agiASog
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) December 9, 2022
14. Cereal
Shower Food Review 36: Cereal- I haven't had a bowl of cereal in years. I put on 1 of my favorite cartoons from my childhood. It reminded me of a simpler time, before all the disappointments. Remember: If you're always looking behind you, you wont see what's in front of you. 9/10 pic.twitter.com/Fb9PLy6swC
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 24, 2023
15. A lot of water and some melon
Shower Food Review 33: Watermelon - So many people asked me to try this in the shower. What is it about the watermelon that inspires such wonder. Perhaps it reminds us of our childhood summers. I don't fear getting older. But we all lose parts of ourselves along the way. 7/10 pic.twitter.com/UUInhIzAkG
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 19, 2023
16. Pizza egg roles
Shower Food Review 21: Pizza Egg Rolls - Imagine if an Italian person & a Chinese person met. Well, they might come up with a little something like this. Since I've started reviewing food in the shower several funny & intelligent women have dm'd me. Maybe things will be ok. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/jAZ7YwASls
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 30, 2023
17. Lonely Burrito
Shower Food Review #8: Burrito - Loneliness is just a state of mind. But the pain I felt when the cheese spilled out & burned my chest was very real. You should call your loved ones more often. It doesn't have to be some grand emotional gesture. Just call to catch up. 7/10 pic.twitter.com/HQBzQGWN3P
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) February 23, 2023
18. Easter ham
Shower Food Review 27: Leftover Easter Ham - I got this big ham but no one showed up for Easter dinner. Well, their loss is my gain & I got to eat this bad boy all by myself in the shower. Ham is great in the shower but grease got everywhere & now my shower is very slippery. 7/10 pic.twitter.com/8ScQQgdwwB
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 10, 2023
19. Sushi
Shower Food Review 15: Sushi - My life is a movie. My teachers said I'd never make it in life but here I am eating shower sushi for breakfast. This was tricky to eat in the shower but worth it for the feeling of elegance. When will Brendan Fraser make a film about my life? 7/10 pic.twitter.com/Cy2PrfZ5nj
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 16, 2023
20. Croissant
Shower Food Review #2- Breakfast Croissant: always love these but strange to be eating in a shower. Made mistake of adding mayo which doesnt pair well with the smell of soaps & shampoos. Mayo has no business being in a shower. Accidentally turned around getting the sandwich soggy pic.twitter.com/l7mXnJd7hF
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) December 6, 2022
21. Pudding
Shower Food Review 34: Pudding- People get so mad when I post a picture of something silly or tell a dumb joke. They dm me, "Stick to the Shower Food Reviews buddy." Anyways some freak emailed me asking me to eat pudding in the shower. I think it's some kind of fetish thing. 5/10 pic.twitter.com/xkYHxGm2Px
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 21, 2023
22. Some good old KFC
Shower Food Review 32: KFC Bucket - Life is full of little victories. I was so thankful for this nice crispy chicken I almost forgot to take a photo. I held onto this bucket for dear life so I didn't spill it. Hold on tight to the things that are important to you in life. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/SVyeWTioLT
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 17, 2023
23. (Not so) Hot dog
Shower Food Review 19: Hot Dog - Ever since I started reviewing shower food my life's gone downhill. My relationship fell apart & I'm very behind at work. I'm now single & might be fired. But it's the only thing u ppl like so I keep doing it. Plz stop liking & sharing these. 9/10 pic.twitter.com/IFeW1ipmSO
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) March 28, 2023
24. Rotisserie Chicken
Shower Food Review 28: Rotisserie Chicken - A fan paid me to eat this. It was the perfect size for my grip. I dont want to be known for eating food in the shower. I want to succeed by telling jokes & making interesting content. But as far as shower foods go, this was great. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/HCT7WQEy51
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 11, 2023
25. Caught!
Shower Food Review #5: gf caught me eating in the shower again. she said it was disgusting & that I need to grow up. I explained it's for Twitter but she said she didnt wanna talk about it anymore. I wish I could just be myself. The best part of shower food? No need for napkins! pic.twitter.com/txLpFs1fMl
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) December 13, 2022
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