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Guy Says He 'Accidentally' Hooked Up With Wife's Twin, The Internet Doesn't Buy It
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Guy Says He 'Accidentally' Hooked Up With Wife's Twin, The Internet Doesn't Buy It

'So that happened', really ?

The internet is that one place where people feel free to make tall claims and brag about things while being anonymous but that doesn't mean that everyone is going to buy it. One guy took to reddit to talk about how he f**ked up by hooking up with his wife's twin, other users think it's fake, you'll see why. 

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The user writes about the 'incident' saying, "(For this story we’ll call my wife Lori for her own protection and mine. ) I’d say I’m a fairly happily married man. Me (29) and Lori (25) have been married for 3 years, no kids. We have been through rough patches but nothing serious enough to split us up, until last week. I fucked up, bad. It was Lori’s mother’s (my mother in law’s) birthday so we were travelling from St. Louis, Missouri all the way to Kentucky.
The morning of our journey was a mess, Lori was screaming at me because she claimed I had misplaced items so it would delay our travel. I’m not a particularly big fan of Lori’s father so sure, I didn’t want to go but I wouldn’t sabotage the trip to be any later considering I was the one driving."

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"The Journey was roughly a 5 hour drive (with steady traffic) and I was praying I would cope in the car for that long with her. After about an hour of driving in complete silence we made up and were actually excited to get out of our home town for a few days.
We arrived in good spirits and were greeted by Lori’s mother (let’s call her Julie) with a glowing smile on her face. Lori works in a nursing home so finds it hard to get away for a short vacation most years. Lori dumped the bags on me and shot straight over to her mother and began chatting about shit I couldn’t understand. As I struggled with mine and Lori’s bags, Lori’s father begins to approach me; I’m exhausted from the drive so don’t wanna hear his shit on how I’ll “never be good enough for his little girl”. But to my surprise he greets me with a smile and helps me with the bags."

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"It’s about 5pm and guests have already started arriving for Julie’s birthday celebrations. Two hours or so and nearly a full bottle of port later I’m pretty much wasted but still able to pretend I’m somewhat just tipsy (I’m a pretty good actor even when drunk). The next few hours of the night are still hazy but I think I was rambling about boats with Lori’s uncle for a good hour before I was found throwing up in Julie’s miniature Zen garden.
I was shunned from the party by Lori’s father (let’s call him Tim) so I attempted to make my way to bed. About 10 minutes of climbing the stairs, leaving only a few steps soaked in vomit later, I made it to Lori’s childhood bedroom in which we were staying. I walk in to find Lori’s twin sister (let’s call her Lucy) on the bed, she looked almost angelic, she wore a little white silk night gown and long blonde curls draped down her front. Being twins I assumed this was my wife. Needless to say I fucked her brains out."

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"Exhausted, I roll off of her and stare into her pretty blue eyes for a short while before seeing a silhouette behind her in the doorway. I focus on this silhouette and it’s Lori..dazed and confused, I look back and forth between the two girls in the room before hearing a blood curdling scream and feeling nails scrape down my arm as Lucy is dragged off the bed by a raging Lori. Lori is screaming and crying in front of me but I’m speechless and still confused, the words “I’m sorry” couldn’t even escape my lips. I’m told to leave, so I do. I slept in the car that night and the next day I was ordered to drive home without Lori, so I did. Long story short and a week later, I’m now a soon to be divorced man because I accidentally slept with my wife’s non-identical twin," the user wrote. 

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Users weren't convinced, "Dear penthouse... Was some of the best fiction even written. You sir, could have been a contributor," a user said, while another wrote, "Isn't there a sub for creative writing? Is there really enough karma in it to keep throwing this shit into this one?." 

 

Some had questions for the user, one wrote, "I wanna know, why was her twin willing to have sex with you dude? Better yet why was she in Loris room?," another asked along the same lines, "Why was your wife's identical twin sister in your wife's room, in your wife's bed, in sexy clothes, sitting patiently waiting for you to drunkenly stumble in?." Few users questioned his motives but concluded that it was fake, "Sounds like you are so good at acting like you just tipsy that you vomited in the garden and could barely climb the stairs I only find comfort in the fact that this is fiction," a user wrote. 

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