25 Daring Drunk Texts That Surely Left Their Senders Embarrassed After They Sobered Up
A statutory warning that should be issued for public safety is: "Don't drink and text." But since such rules are not in place, bottled-up emotions get uncorked and flow incessantly in a state of intoxication, later resulting in regrets. When you are a few drinks down, high on life, and neck-deep in an ocean of feelings, it might lead to a pile of drunk texts and a gallon of shame.
Perhaps the girl in the office you were mildly flirting with ended up getting a rather inappropriate text from you because you typed haphazard words after the booze went in. If luck was by your side, your text went unnoticed. Best case scenario: Your talent in composing poetry when inebriated impressed the girl instead of creeping her out. In similar situations, your text might also have become a source of entertainment (and horror) for others. Today, we are going to share 25 moments when booze gave people the wings to send texts they otherwise wouldn't have dreamed of sending.
While you scroll through these tweets, we hope none of them belongs to you. Keep your fingers crossed.
1. It was too late to realize
I was so drunk lastnight I was texting myself thinking it was someone else who was sending me the same texts back pic.twitter.com/lv6voKmpSh
— Will Black (@whtblack_) August 5, 2017
2. LMFAO
my friend drunk texting the doordash driver i’m lmfao pic.twitter.com/XZtTYgM9FE
— ﾟ༺ dayna ✧*:･ﾟ (@SHRUG_EMOTICON2) February 8, 2021
3. WTH
was rereading my drunk texts from last night and i... i just don’t understand pic.twitter.com/tVh7Vo7TRF
— هكر تقني اخلاقي || أسامة (@RAVETAYTAY) October 21, 2019
4. Press delete
drunk meg really needed taco bell last night because i woke up to this text i sent my uber driver pic.twitter.com/K0qqw9DN0e
— megatron (@megsidbury) January 13, 2017
5. Expert advice
nobody does drunk texts like i do drunk texts pic.twitter.com/U6Hi2ohxhR
— 𓆏 (@carlymoore_) September 28, 2016
6. Oops!!
i checked my texts and ive been drunk texting one of my recent uber drivers pic.twitter.com/JHRh5V8g0g
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) July 3, 2018
7. Hope he did not take my words seriously
i’ve been drunk before but never that drunk that i’ve text a drug dealer thinking it was my boyfriend pic.twitter.com/6lyjIxxXRf
— lara 🦋 (@laramichellex) August 9, 2019
8. Oh Derrick
Drunk texts from Derrick never fail pic.twitter.com/z7wLgTZUwX
— kaylee (@kayleenarick) December 30, 2017
9. Caution: It's dad
10. Caution 101: Its MOM
11. Not again
12. Honest
When companies text me when I’m drunk pic.twitter.com/rMyfDenAx2
— hlevi (@NuBletRokai) May 20, 2021
13. Mothers are dangerous
Don’t drunk text your mom on New Years..... she just told me about this 💀 pic.twitter.com/hsf17AFORx
— Keely (@keeleeloo) January 2, 2019
14. LMAO
15. Innocent demand
My sister is drunk texting me demanding I make a blueberry cheesecake pie ….
— Syd (@sydrempp) May 23, 2021
I’m so scared but also this is my Chopped ™️ moment pic.twitter.com/FcUi6dYxAV
16. The millennials
17. Hahaha
Don’t text ur friends while drunk lmfao pic.twitter.com/ebhPPFBPwy
— Jamie-Lee B. (@lovejamieleeb) August 11, 2019
18. Just fun and games
It's all fun and games until you get so drunk that you drunk text your dad instead of your roommate pic.twitter.com/prVLB8oX3h
— Ken Campbell (@campbelllken) June 21, 2017
19. Block, right away
My mom is drunk.. This is annoying af.😒 pic.twitter.com/LqSlXsK1Vv
— Sammy Musgrove (@Musgrove_21) January 6, 2014
20. My heart will go on
I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic pic.twitter.com/0pyRJIPfuf
— ashley (@highwayromantic) October 4, 2017
21. LOL
22. Mind blown
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text pic.twitter.com/weNp3OILqk
— OwlKing (@losingseIf) February 1, 2015
23. Sorry!
Liquid clearly did something to be last night. Sorry Boohoo customer service 😶 pic.twitter.com/X4nbJzsr5l
— LUCY D'AGOSTINO (@lucydagostino_) October 2, 2016
24. "Best friend and a drunk me text"
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25. Heavy weapon
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