Beautiful facial hair is about more than good genetics. Good beards require discipline, creativity, perseverance and strength. For these reasons, we do not mess with facial hair: can’t hack it, afraid to say. But for all you dreamers out there with a beard in mind just waiting to be shaved into reality, these images should provide inspiration.
We pledge allegiance to this man.
2. Ramen Bowl
Your facial hair can be multipurpose if you’re creative enough.
If you have the hair gel to make this possible, more power to you.
4. Wild West
Would you take this man’s hand? Surely. We will follow this mustache wherever it may go.
This man is prepared if an evil witch ever locks him up in a tower. Just use that bad boy as a rope.
The life aquatic was a source of inspiration for this man…probably?
Stars in your eyes and stars in your beard.
Only a girl on prom night can understand the level of discipline required to pull off waves and curls like these.
9. Eyes On The Back Of Your Head
In case you weren’t sure what this man has growing on his face.
Don’t look too deep or you’ll be hypnotized
Ladies, ladies, PLEASE! Control yourselves! He can’t marry all of you!
13. Just Plain Noble
This is both classy and remarkable. Well done, dude.
14. If A Beard Could Grin
Somehow this is upsetting.
Steampunk as an aesthetic movement was MADE for facial hair shenanigans.
16. Christmas Beard
We do not envy you the hours spent cleaning glitter out of every nook and cranny of your house.
17. The Joker’s Christmas Beard
Why so serious?
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