If you’re anything like us here at Men’s Humor, you try and make the task of cleaning as short and simple as possible. This is probably why men love stainless steel so much. Anyhoo, the idea of cleaning something intricate and involved is enough to instigate a category 5 headache. With that in mind, behold these awful objects that look like an ever-loving nightmare to keep neat. Clean freaks, beware!
1. Table For None
Check, please!
2. Child Proof
At least you won’t have to worry about letting your kids play around it.
3. Just Like The Great Outdoors
Just like an outdoor hot spring, except you have to clean it!
4. Odds And Ends And Stairs
The art of making stairs harder to clean.
5. Fur Loose
Hopefully it doesn’t rain anywhere near these shoes.
6. Gross Riff
Guitars get dirty too, especially when you’re making the ladies drool.
7. Whine Drinker
You have to be effing kidding me.
8. Cozy!
This wins the ugliest thing in the universe award. Highly coveted prize.
9. Seems Counter-Productive
Bad joke. Bad sink.
10. They Should Match The Drapes
This is a perfect place to hide your mistress.
11. Face Bowl
The eyes have it.
12. Bug Car
This is the coolest car in the world, but it will not withstand the pressure of a deep wash.
13. Bookish
Books are dusty AF. The smell might be nice on its own, but no one wants to sleep in that. Or clean it.
14. Bun In The Radiator
This is for warming bread, I guess. Seems toxic.
15. Hideous Mug
Holy moly, look at this thing? Some kid got carried away in art class. When will they teach our children the principles of modernism?
Well, we’re glad we don’t have to clean any of this stuff. Life is too short to spend with a cotton swab or a toothbrush in hand, poring over the details of something too hideous to own in the first place. Hey clean freaks, want more male humor? Click here!