It’s Valentine’s Day weekend. But if you’re not in the mood for love, boy oh boy do we have something for you. Something a little more brutal. And violent. But also, so cool. That’s right: we can only be talking about the Hell In A Cell cage match between The Undertaker and Mankind. Why are we bringing it up now? Well, because it’s sick to see a huge guy hurl another huge guy off a massive cage to almost certain death. Do you need another reason?
Relive the Undertaker almost murdering Mankind below!
There is simply no other way to put it: that was fucking awesome.
Aired on June 28, 1998, this Hell In A Cell match is one of the most famous WWE moments of all time. Men across America will wake up in the middle of the night thinking about this moment. There are guys who will lie to their family about having a lot of work to do, when in fact, they are just watching this clip over and over and over and over again.
Doesn’t this fill your balls with juice? It does for us. Hoo! Yeah. Big time. That’ll put some heft in your tiny little nut-sack, and brother we are talking water weight. We are talking that juice.
We’re feeling virile right now. That’s how powerful this clip is.
Wait. Did Mankind die? We have not followed up on that yet. It really did look like he died. Would you survive that fall? No. You wouldn’t. Just because Mankind weighs like 290 pounds doesn’t mean he is invincible.
Hopefully Mankind did not die. If you have any information about Mankind’s living status, hit us up in the comments!
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