What’s the most creative you ever got with your super hero toys? You probably peaked at blowing up your Cyclops action figure with firecrackers.
Not this guy. Instead of spending money on nice cars and getting laid, this dude decided he wanted to be able to sling Captain America’s shield around AND grapple up buildings like mother friggin Batman all at the same time. The only thing this guy has left to do is build a Batmobile out of parts from the free section of Craigslist. And get laid. Probably hasn’t gotten around to that yet.