That did not go as planned!
Showering with your lover is one of the most seductive things to do, isn't it? But one man would never ever dare to enter the shower with his fiance or even think about something like it after the mistake that could haunt him for the rest of his life. The Redditor wrote about his funny yet embarrassing experience and one could not help but feel for him.
He starts by saying: "This actually happened about thirty minutes ago and I still can't process it. So my fiancée and I live together in our house and because of the whole quarantine thing, she was worried about her mother being all alone so we invited her to stay with us and she agreed. A bit awkward at first but she's good company and passed the awkward stage within two days." You do realize where this is going, don't you?
He elaborated further: "Yah so I woke up this morning and my fiancée wasn't in bed but I could hear the shower in our bathroom. Feeling a bit frisky, I decided to join her and maybe play around a bit. Got fully naked and ready to go. I opened the door and the speakers in the bathroom were playing music and then it hit me. Maybe I should tiptoe in and seductively start kissing from behind like in the movies. It looks hot there so maybe it'll be the same in real life right? So I stealthily made it into the shower and wrapped my arms around 'my fiancée'. When she screamed I just started laughing (second wrong move) and said in a deep voice, "it's just me baby" and tried again." Nothing to worry about then!
Then it hit him: "It was only when she shouted my name and told me to get the fuck out I realized that it was actually her mother. Since I'm a slow idiot, I just stood there for about 5 seconds just staring at her as she covered herself before apologizing and running out."
And then: "I'm sitting in my car in the garage right now typing this and I still don't know where my fiancée is or why the fuck her mother was showering in our private bathroom instead of the house bathroom. So that's my life right now and I don't know how I'll live through this." Well, we don't know either but man, did he screw up!